an I work in Europe?
Here's my deal. I was born in Poland, came to Canada at like 11 so I have a dual citizenship. I want to go back to Europe. I was thinking Italy, Greece or Austria. Maybe something else. I'm not firm on anything. I just want a change of lifestyle. Does my dual citizenship help me at all to be able to work in Europe as a nurse? I have a degree. Where can I get the info on this. Thanks.
Immigration - 3 Answers
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yes the dual citizenship can help you.
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Yes, you just buy a one-way plane ticket and when you get to Europe you start looking for a job. Go to London because you speak the language already and could find a job easily, no one will hire you if you don't speak the language. London is a great city, line Toronto and NYC.
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Yes, Poland is in the EU so you can work in any EU country without a work permit. For most of them, you just need to find a job and when you have one, you apply for a residence permit which is more of a formality, just so they know that you are staying. That does not however mean that you can work as a nurse. Nurses in most countries are subject to licensing so you would have to google the association of nurses or ministry of health in the country you want to go to and find out what you need to do to get licensed. Number 2 is language barriers. It may not be very easy for you to work if you can't understand the patients but if there is a shortage of nurses in that country, they will probably take you anyway, at least as long as you are licensed to work as a nurse already.
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Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Tuesday, December 14, 2010
Choose the best one from each
Choose the best one from each?
Would you rather visit 1-Spain 2-Italy 3-France Favorite chocolate 1-milk 2-dark 3-white Best drink 1-wine 2-beer 3-soada Best state 1-NY 2-CA 3-TX Profession you would want 1-police officer 2-teacher 3-nurse Are you a 1-male 2-female Thanks
Words & Wordplay - 1 Answers
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Would you rather visit 1-Spain 2-Italy 3-France Favorite chocolate 1-milk 2-dark 3-white Best drink 1-wine 2-beer 3-soada Best state 1-NY 2-CA 3-TX Profession you would want 1-police officer 2-teacher 3-nurse Are you a 1-male 2-female Thanks
Words & Wordplay - 1 Answers
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Tuesday, December 7, 2010
What should I do
What should I do?
I used to work as a male nurse but eventually gave it up because i didn't like it and even though I have always been told I was good at it,I just reckon I wasn't cut for it. Anyway,now I'm having big troubles finding another job.I even moved to London to learn English to have something more to help me find a position,but it's still very hard.I live in northern Italy. Any advice on what could I do?I'm really feeling exhausted.
Careers & Employment - 3 Answers
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Ever thought of being a nurse manager or nurse educator?
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The solution is to walk out of a pervious career into your new career from strong financial position. Do not quit your career as a nurse until you have built the finances and resources and contacts needed to move into a new career. as much as you dislike it it is what you are qualified to do at the moment. You want to quit your nursing career once you have established the credntials and edutaion needed to move on to something which suits you. Don't quit nursing just to go flip burgers at mc'donald's plan your move correctly and organize it. GOOD LUCK!!!!!
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I don't know much about the situation in Northern Italy... What type of nurse are you? If you were here in the states I would suggest getting whatever job you can for now and taking classes to get some other skill, or completing a certificate or degree program. OR find some other type of job related to your nursing experience. A couple I can think of are claims processing, working in a doctor's office, working in hospital registration/records/administration. You could also consider relocating to an area where nursing is in high demand. For example, we are having a nursing shortage here in the US, and I am looking for a husband. Just kidding on that last part(LOL)... almost ;)
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I used to work as a male nurse but eventually gave it up because i didn't like it and even though I have always been told I was good at it,I just reckon I wasn't cut for it. Anyway,now I'm having big troubles finding another job.I even moved to London to learn English to have something more to help me find a position,but it's still very hard.I live in northern Italy. Any advice on what could I do?I'm really feeling exhausted.
Careers & Employment - 3 Answers
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Ever thought of being a nurse manager or nurse educator?
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The solution is to walk out of a pervious career into your new career from strong financial position. Do not quit your career as a nurse until you have built the finances and resources and contacts needed to move into a new career. as much as you dislike it it is what you are qualified to do at the moment. You want to quit your nursing career once you have established the credntials and edutaion needed to move on to something which suits you. Don't quit nursing just to go flip burgers at mc'donald's plan your move correctly and organize it. GOOD LUCK!!!!!
3 :
I don't know much about the situation in Northern Italy... What type of nurse are you? If you were here in the states I would suggest getting whatever job you can for now and taking classes to get some other skill, or completing a certificate or degree program. OR find some other type of job related to your nursing experience. A couple I can think of are claims processing, working in a doctor's office, working in hospital registration/records/administration. You could also consider relocating to an area where nursing is in high demand. For example, we are having a nursing shortage here in the US, and I am looking for a husband. Just kidding on that last part(LOL)... almost ;)
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Wednesday, December 1, 2010
can a gunsmith make my desired conceal carry more reliable
can a gunsmith make my desired conceal carry more reliable?
I have a beretta M1934 that I was planning on getting rid of, however I just learned that it was brought back from Italy in WWII by my grandmother(army surgical nurse). Can't really get rid of it now, but I don't want to just look at it either(that's no fun). I am relatively experienced with shooting as I have been doing it most of my life, but I don't know much about gunsmithing or maintenance etc outside of a good cleaning. My beretta keeps stove piping and very frequently almost every fully loaded magazine I put through it with .380 american eagle ammo. The grip plates on each side also start to loosen up the more rounds I put through it. It hasn't been fired much in 60+ years so I sort of understand, but I can't afford to just buy another gun right nowIs there anything that can be done, and how much might it cost? stove pipes randomly on about any round, maybe mostly around the middle to last rounds but on the first it sometimes ejects multiple rounds unfired from the mag.
Hunting - 3 Answers
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A gunsmith may be able to profile the feed ramp a little to solve some of these problems, but you'll have to take it to a pistolsmith first and ask him to take a look first. He will charge you a fee: probably 50 to 100 dollars to find out what's wrong and correct it. You may also try going to a straight FMJ round and see if that solves your problem.
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First, there are different types of stovepipes; e.g.: top round, middle round(s), or last round. So which is it? I'm going to take an educated guess and say that you need new magazine springs. In fact one of the best things you can do for that pistol is to get ALL of the springs replaced. Contact Wolff Gunsprings; and ask them what they've got for a Beretta M1934. http://www.gunsprings.com/home Here, I did it for ya; you're in luck - http://www.gunsprings.com/Semi-Auto%20Pistols/BERETTA/1931%20and%201934%207.65mm/cID1/mID2/dID34 If you need new grips or other M-1934 parts contact the nice people at Numrich Gun Parts. (Telephone only!) 1.845.679.4867 I think you should have an experienced gunsmith do the work AND test the gun with 25 rounds. One last thing: I'd suggest you do NOT use red hot 380 ammo in that pistol. Stay with the anemic stuff they sell at Wal-Mart. I use midrange Magtech FMJ's in mine; and, they're certainly good enough for whatever you're going to do with a 380. (9mm Kurz)
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I guess it begs the question "is it worth betting your life on?" As the other guys have wisely said, a good gunsmith can make the gun significantly better. That being said, NO gunsmith can make that gun the best choice for what you want to do with it. It isn't and never will be a good choice for carry. It would be the best choice only if it were about the only choice. Better money would be spent on purchasing another weapon. Then spend the money on fixing up your family piece. If you think you need a carry gun, then you must believe your life is in some sort of danger at regular intervals. If you feel carrying a gun is a prudent idea (which is could well be), then you're better off stacking the odds more in your favor.
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I have a beretta M1934 that I was planning on getting rid of, however I just learned that it was brought back from Italy in WWII by my grandmother(army surgical nurse). Can't really get rid of it now, but I don't want to just look at it either(that's no fun). I am relatively experienced with shooting as I have been doing it most of my life, but I don't know much about gunsmithing or maintenance etc outside of a good cleaning. My beretta keeps stove piping and very frequently almost every fully loaded magazine I put through it with .380 american eagle ammo. The grip plates on each side also start to loosen up the more rounds I put through it. It hasn't been fired much in 60+ years so I sort of understand, but I can't afford to just buy another gun right nowIs there anything that can be done, and how much might it cost? stove pipes randomly on about any round, maybe mostly around the middle to last rounds but on the first it sometimes ejects multiple rounds unfired from the mag.
Hunting - 3 Answers
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A gunsmith may be able to profile the feed ramp a little to solve some of these problems, but you'll have to take it to a pistolsmith first and ask him to take a look first. He will charge you a fee: probably 50 to 100 dollars to find out what's wrong and correct it. You may also try going to a straight FMJ round and see if that solves your problem.
2 :
First, there are different types of stovepipes; e.g.: top round, middle round(s), or last round. So which is it? I'm going to take an educated guess and say that you need new magazine springs. In fact one of the best things you can do for that pistol is to get ALL of the springs replaced. Contact Wolff Gunsprings; and ask them what they've got for a Beretta M1934. http://www.gunsprings.com/home Here, I did it for ya; you're in luck - http://www.gunsprings.com/Semi-Auto%20Pistols/BERETTA/1931%20and%201934%207.65mm/cID1/mID2/dID34 If you need new grips or other M-1934 parts contact the nice people at Numrich Gun Parts. (Telephone only!) 1.845.679.4867 I think you should have an experienced gunsmith do the work AND test the gun with 25 rounds. One last thing: I'd suggest you do NOT use red hot 380 ammo in that pistol. Stay with the anemic stuff they sell at Wal-Mart. I use midrange Magtech FMJ's in mine; and, they're certainly good enough for whatever you're going to do with a 380. (9mm Kurz)
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I guess it begs the question "is it worth betting your life on?" As the other guys have wisely said, a good gunsmith can make the gun significantly better. That being said, NO gunsmith can make that gun the best choice for what you want to do with it. It isn't and never will be a good choice for carry. It would be the best choice only if it were about the only choice. Better money would be spent on purchasing another weapon. Then spend the money on fixing up your family piece. If you think you need a carry gun, then you must believe your life is in some sort of danger at regular intervals. If you feel carrying a gun is a prudent idea (which is could well be), then you're better off stacking the odds more in your favor.
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Sunday, November 28, 2010
Need some help translating a couple english sentences into french
Need some help translating a couple english sentences into french...?
Translate into french any/ all of these: 1. I would really love to travel to France. 2. My francophone country that i studied last year Italy. 3 I would like to be a nurse. 4. My favorite music is rock. 5. My favorite tv show is the secret life of the american teenager. 6. My favorite animal is a cat. 7. My favorite day of the week is friday. 8. My favorite month is august. 9. My favorite season is summer. 10. My soccer sport is soccer. 11. My favorite class is history. feminine please.
Homework Help - 3 Answers
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1. J'aimerais vraiment avoir de Voyage en France. 2. Mon pays francophones que j'ai étudié l'année dernière en Italie. 3 Je voudrais être une infirmière. 4. Ma musique préférée est rock. 5. Mon émission préférée est la vie secrète de l'adolescent américain. 6. Mon animal préféré est un chat. 7. Ma journée préférée de la semaine est le vendredi. 8. Mon mois préféré est le mois d'août. 9. Ma saison préférée est l'été. 10. Mon sport de football est le football. 11. Ma classe préférée est l'histoire.
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What he said ^^ lol i was gonna post them myself, but there'd be no point since he got to it first
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1. J'aimerais vraiment voyager en France. 2. Mon pays francophone que j'ai étudié l'année dernière l'Italie. 3 je voudrais être un infirmier. 4. Ma musique préférée est la roche. 5. Mon spectacle de télé préféré est la vie secrète de l'adolescent américain. 6. Mon animal préféré est un chat. 7. Mon jour préféré de la semaine est vendredi. 8. Mon mois préféré est l'août. 9. Ma saison préférée est l'été. 10. Mon sport de football est le football. 11. Ma classe préférée est l'histoire. really simple stuff actually, i'm a girl and i speak french. i hope this helps you out hun. these are pretty feminine if you ask me :)
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Translate into french any/ all of these: 1. I would really love to travel to France. 2. My francophone country that i studied last year Italy. 3 I would like to be a nurse. 4. My favorite music is rock. 5. My favorite tv show is the secret life of the american teenager. 6. My favorite animal is a cat. 7. My favorite day of the week is friday. 8. My favorite month is august. 9. My favorite season is summer. 10. My soccer sport is soccer. 11. My favorite class is history. feminine please.
Homework Help - 3 Answers
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1. J'aimerais vraiment avoir de Voyage en France. 2. Mon pays francophones que j'ai étudié l'année dernière en Italie. 3 Je voudrais être une infirmière. 4. Ma musique préférée est rock. 5. Mon émission préférée est la vie secrète de l'adolescent américain. 6. Mon animal préféré est un chat. 7. Ma journée préférée de la semaine est le vendredi. 8. Mon mois préféré est le mois d'août. 9. Ma saison préférée est l'été. 10. Mon sport de football est le football. 11. Ma classe préférée est l'histoire.
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What he said ^^ lol i was gonna post them myself, but there'd be no point since he got to it first
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1. J'aimerais vraiment voyager en France. 2. Mon pays francophone que j'ai étudié l'année dernière l'Italie. 3 je voudrais être un infirmier. 4. Ma musique préférée est la roche. 5. Mon spectacle de télé préféré est la vie secrète de l'adolescent américain. 6. Mon animal préféré est un chat. 7. Mon jour préféré de la semaine est vendredi. 8. Mon mois préféré est l'août. 9. Ma saison préférée est l'été. 10. Mon sport de football est le football. 11. Ma classe préférée est l'histoire. really simple stuff actually, i'm a girl and i speak french. i hope this helps you out hun. these are pretty feminine if you ask me :)
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Sunday, November 14, 2010
Need some help translating a couple english sentences into french ones
Need some help translating a couple english sentences into french ones...?
Translate into french any/ all of these: 1. I would really love to travel to France. 2. My francophone country that i studied last year Italy. 3 I would like to be a nurse. 4. My favorite music is rock. 5. My favorite tv show is the secret life of the american teenager. 6. My favorite animal is a cat. 7. My favorite day of the week is friday. 8. My favorite month is august. 9. My favorite season is summer. 10. My soccer sport is soccer. 11. My favorite class is history. feminine please.
Polls & Surveys - 2 Answers
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1. J'aimerais vraiment avoir de Voyage en France. 2. Mon pays francophones que j'ai étudié l'année dernière en Italie. 3 Je voudrais être une infirmière. 4. Ma musique préférée est rock. 5. Mon émission préférée est la vie secrète de l'adolescent américain. 6. Mon animal préféré est un chat. 7. Ma journée préférée de la semaine est le vendredi. 8. Mon mois préféré est le mois d'août. 9. Ma saison préférée est l'été. 10. Mon sport de football est le football. 11. Ma classe préférée est l'histoire.
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yes
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Translate into french any/ all of these: 1. I would really love to travel to France. 2. My francophone country that i studied last year Italy. 3 I would like to be a nurse. 4. My favorite music is rock. 5. My favorite tv show is the secret life of the american teenager. 6. My favorite animal is a cat. 7. My favorite day of the week is friday. 8. My favorite month is august. 9. My favorite season is summer. 10. My soccer sport is soccer. 11. My favorite class is history. feminine please.
Polls & Surveys - 2 Answers
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1. J'aimerais vraiment avoir de Voyage en France. 2. Mon pays francophones que j'ai étudié l'année dernière en Italie. 3 Je voudrais être une infirmière. 4. Ma musique préférée est rock. 5. Mon émission préférée est la vie secrète de l'adolescent américain. 6. Mon animal préféré est un chat. 7. Ma journée préférée de la semaine est le vendredi. 8. Mon mois préféré est le mois d'août. 9. Ma saison préférée est l'été. 10. Mon sport de football est le football. 11. Ma classe préférée est l'histoire.
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yes
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Sunday, November 7, 2010
List 5 goals on your life's to-do list
List 5 goals on your life's to-do list?
1 become a nurse 2 have a family 3 go to italy 4 write a life story 5....uhhh -.- skydiving sounds fun
English Football (Soccer) - 13 Answers
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play for Liverpool (not gonna happen) hehe have a family visit asia buy a buggati ....uhhh -.- skydiving sounds fun lol :))
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Ok: 1. Earn LOTS of money.. I mean hard earned.. Not illegal one... 2. Become a software engg and work for Google or IBM or Infosys.. Or a frontwoman for a band... 3. Go around the world esp to Vancouver... 4. Get into Aston now!!!!! WOOOOOO!!! That's happening!!!! 5. Play tennis or football someday.... Can I have a sixth? Pretty please? ok, 6. Go to OT someday.. Watch Utd lift the PL trophy... Edit: Efil, I love comp science!!! I am not conforming to anything negative!! Who said I'll be working in Indian IBM and Google? It's gonna be in th US or UK... Edit: KP, I think Efil's list is really noble.. He wants to end poverty.. That's a great cause.. We need people with aims like that.. I think the list is very nice.. Not to worry about death right away KP.. We have time for that.. Let's complete 18!!!!
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1. Watch at least one Chelsea game at Stamford Bridge before our greatest ever players retire 2. Go for a backpacking journey in Africa 3. Do something to help end poverty- I'm hoping to donate $25,000 AUD on aggregate through my life The others are more personal- I won't be sharing them @MUFFE You're conforming to a negative stereotype of Indians by working in a computer company! Don't do it!
4 :
1. Earn the £££ 2. Find a FRIEND and I mean a TRUE FRIEND in life 3. Have a family 4. Go to a World Cup Final 5. Die without pain EDIT- Going to Aston?? Great... @Efil- Man that's a pretty bad list you know- Do you all want to die painfully? My first priority is to die un-painfully but it is more prudent to put death at last cheers IBWT!
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Own a Farm Go to south africa to meet my family Sky diving Make sure my family has all they need before i am gone swim with sharks
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Who wants to read a Life story about a Nurse who wants a Family going to Italy................!!!! @Elfi..you don't end Poverty by Donating Money..it only makes the CORRUPT organisations even more Richer..Since Band Aid in 1985 over a Trillion dollars has been Donated to Africa....Since then there has been NO improvement only just GETting worse..so save your money YOU become a Richer person and Actually HELP these people
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1. get a girl friend 2. get another girl friend as back up 3. demolish Usa and England 4. take over world. 5. enjoy life without Brits and Americans
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1. Become a dentist or a writer. 2 Own a raspberry and potato farm. 3. Move to Holland. 4. Write an autobiography about the first thing I could remember until the last. 5. Make sure my family are safe, healthy, and happy.
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1)make sure my family and friends are happy 2)have the career i always wanted and the benefits it brings. 3)see Liverpool win the pl again ;-) 4)maybe learn to trust people again and even fall in love one day (well you never know) 5)have fun ;-)
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List 5 goals on your life's to-do list? 1 Graduate highschool and college. 2 Pursue broadcasting journalism as a career. 3 To give meaning in one's life who doesn't see how wonderful it really is. 4 Travel, to be exposed. 5 And hopefully one day, to become a selfless mother like my mom is. :) Dream. Believe. Fulfill. Best of luck to each and every one of you in striving hard to reach your goals!
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In order... 1. Watch the World Cup Final in Johannesburg (which I'm watching!!!! stoked stoked stoked!!!) 2. Graduate next year. 3. Open up another company before next year. 4. Have a family. 5. Retire at 38 haha but that would be wonderful, no?
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Very simple things really.... Get married - done Have children - done Get rich - working on it Travel the world - in progress Be happy - England winning the WC would help.
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1. have sex 2. have a family 3. visit Argentina 4. buy a Ferrari 5. hmm, yeah skydiving
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1 become a nurse 2 have a family 3 go to italy 4 write a life story 5....uhhh -.- skydiving sounds fun
English Football (Soccer) - 13 Answers
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play for Liverpool (not gonna happen) hehe have a family visit asia buy a buggati ....uhhh -.- skydiving sounds fun lol :))
2 :
Ok: 1. Earn LOTS of money.. I mean hard earned.. Not illegal one... 2. Become a software engg and work for Google or IBM or Infosys.. Or a frontwoman for a band... 3. Go around the world esp to Vancouver... 4. Get into Aston now!!!!! WOOOOOO!!! That's happening!!!! 5. Play tennis or football someday.... Can I have a sixth? Pretty please? ok, 6. Go to OT someday.. Watch Utd lift the PL trophy... Edit: Efil, I love comp science!!! I am not conforming to anything negative!! Who said I'll be working in Indian IBM and Google? It's gonna be in th US or UK... Edit: KP, I think Efil's list is really noble.. He wants to end poverty.. That's a great cause.. We need people with aims like that.. I think the list is very nice.. Not to worry about death right away KP.. We have time for that.. Let's complete 18!!!!
3 :
1. Watch at least one Chelsea game at Stamford Bridge before our greatest ever players retire 2. Go for a backpacking journey in Africa 3. Do something to help end poverty- I'm hoping to donate $25,000 AUD on aggregate through my life The others are more personal- I won't be sharing them @MUFFE You're conforming to a negative stereotype of Indians by working in a computer company! Don't do it!
4 :
1. Earn the £££ 2. Find a FRIEND and I mean a TRUE FRIEND in life 3. Have a family 4. Go to a World Cup Final 5. Die without pain EDIT- Going to Aston?? Great... @Efil- Man that's a pretty bad list you know- Do you all want to die painfully? My first priority is to die un-painfully but it is more prudent to put death at last cheers IBWT!
5 :
Own a Farm Go to south africa to meet my family Sky diving Make sure my family has all they need before i am gone swim with sharks
6 :
Who wants to read a Life story about a Nurse who wants a Family going to Italy................!!!! @Elfi..you don't end Poverty by Donating Money..it only makes the CORRUPT organisations even more Richer..Since Band Aid in 1985 over a Trillion dollars has been Donated to Africa....Since then there has been NO improvement only just GETting worse..so save your money YOU become a Richer person and Actually HELP these people
7 :
1. get a girl friend 2. get another girl friend as back up 3. demolish Usa and England 4. take over world. 5. enjoy life without Brits and Americans
8 :
1. Become a dentist or a writer. 2 Own a raspberry and potato farm. 3. Move to Holland. 4. Write an autobiography about the first thing I could remember until the last. 5. Make sure my family are safe, healthy, and happy.
9 :
1)make sure my family and friends are happy 2)have the career i always wanted and the benefits it brings. 3)see Liverpool win the pl again ;-) 4)maybe learn to trust people again and even fall in love one day (well you never know) 5)have fun ;-)
10 :
List 5 goals on your life's to-do list? 1 Graduate highschool and college. 2 Pursue broadcasting journalism as a career. 3 To give meaning in one's life who doesn't see how wonderful it really is. 4 Travel, to be exposed. 5 And hopefully one day, to become a selfless mother like my mom is. :) Dream. Believe. Fulfill. Best of luck to each and every one of you in striving hard to reach your goals!
11 :
In order... 1. Watch the World Cup Final in Johannesburg (which I'm watching!!!! stoked stoked stoked!!!) 2. Graduate next year. 3. Open up another company before next year. 4. Have a family. 5. Retire at 38 haha but that would be wonderful, no?
12 :
Very simple things really.... Get married - done Have children - done Get rich - working on it Travel the world - in progress Be happy - England winning the WC would help.
13 :
1. have sex 2. have a family 3. visit Argentina 4. buy a Ferrari 5. hmm, yeah skydiving
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Monday, November 1, 2010
Is this funny or what? LOL
Is this funny or what? LOL!?
I thought this was hilarious, someone sent it to me in an email. Do you think it's funny? And do you have a funnier one?? A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. ''But how will I let you know the baby is born?'' she asked. He replied, ''Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back. I'll take care of expenses.'' Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained, ''Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means.'' The doctor said, ''Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you.'' Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read, ''Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, two without.'''
Jokes & Riddles - 11 Answers
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haha that is quite funny :)
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haha thats a good one
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OMG. hahaha. So funny.
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thats a good one !!!
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LOL! THIS IS INGENIOUS!
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lulz
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lol that is hilarious hahahaha lol
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AAAWWW! My God! I freaking love this one!Its soooooooooooooooooooooo funny! Undisputedly the best joke of the day! Truly amazing punch line!!!.
9 :
brilliantly funny hahaha
10 :
Good one!
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i dont get it
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I thought this was hilarious, someone sent it to me in an email. Do you think it's funny? And do you have a funnier one?? A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. ''But how will I let you know the baby is born?'' she asked. He replied, ''Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back. I'll take care of expenses.'' Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained, ''Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means.'' The doctor said, ''Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you.'' Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read, ''Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, two without.'''
Jokes & Riddles - 11 Answers
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haha that is quite funny :)
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haha thats a good one
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OMG. hahaha. So funny.
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thats a good one !!!
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LOL! THIS IS INGENIOUS!
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lulz
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lol that is hilarious hahahaha lol
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AAAWWW! My God! I freaking love this one!Its soooooooooooooooooooooo funny! Undisputedly the best joke of the day! Truly amazing punch line!!!.
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brilliantly funny hahaha
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Good one!
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i dont get it
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Thursday, October 28, 2010
Do u like this joke
Do u like this joke? ?
Doctor's Affair A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you." Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the hospital emergency room. The head medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs; two without."
Jokes & Riddles - 23 Answers
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lololololololololololololol
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I giggled a bit, it's clever.
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Haha. that was soo funny
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lol thats hilarious good joke lol where did you get that but i would fall to.lololololol
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haha!...........no not really.
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It doesn't really make sence but it's ok hahah :)
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good
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Lol, nice one
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its not awesome its kinda gay
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Very funny !!!!! I liked it very much!!!
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hahahhaha!!! yes thats funny
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I don't really get it,but I'm sure if I understood,I'd like it
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not funny
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Hmmm..... sorry i didn't lol
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tee hee i like it
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Did you write this? It's great !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and I write comedy.
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that was a good one lol
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lol
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cute joke lol
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lol
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that took me a minute to get. that was an okay joke. =\
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lol i laughed it's awesome
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lol
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Doctor's Affair A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you." Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the hospital emergency room. The head medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs; two without."
Jokes & Riddles - 23 Answers
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lololololololololololololol
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I giggled a bit, it's clever.
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Haha. that was soo funny
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lol thats hilarious good joke lol where did you get that but i would fall to.lololololol
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haha!...........no not really.
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It doesn't really make sence but it's ok hahah :)
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good
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Lol, nice one
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its not awesome its kinda gay
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Very funny !!!!! I liked it very much!!!
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hahahhaha!!! yes thats funny
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I don't really get it,but I'm sure if I understood,I'd like it
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not funny
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Hmmm..... sorry i didn't lol
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tee hee i like it
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Did you write this? It's great !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and I write comedy.
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that was a good one lol
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lol
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cute joke lol
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lol
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that took me a minute to get. that was an okay joke. =\
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lol i laughed it's awesome
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lol
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Thursday, October 14, 2010
An Order of Spaghetti
An Order of Spaghetti?
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she toldhim she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse asum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied,"Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at theoffice and explained, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you. "Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to thefloor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card andread, "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage andmeatballs, two without."'
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lol
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Thats funny. It took me a while to get the sausage ad meatballs part, but that was really funny.
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LMAO! What a way to describe your new kids! Spaghetti!
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ROTLF!!!!!!
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That was a laugh and a half ! You earned another star (*) !
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hahahahahaha thast cute as heck
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lol heard this before like a week ago, lol still funny!
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L-O-L
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lol aww that's so cute!
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OMG!! poor dude... i wonder what the wife would say if she found out what that meant?!?!?
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what noodlin' gets you.
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That must have sooo sucked lol.
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Funny as always, my little green friend! Well, I suppose he won't be giving any more "hot beef injections" to the nurse. She really took him seriously, & he was just poking fun!
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The doctor who fainted had more than what he could chew in his mouth but he did not evaluate the plethora of evidence sent to him before he chickened out . This attitude will teach people like this particular doctor a lesson they will never forget. Stick to your wife to avoid this kind of embarrasment.Spaghetti or no spaghetti.that was a bitter lesson for the doctor.
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A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she toldhim she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse asum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied,"Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at theoffice and explained, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you. "Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to thefloor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card andread, "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage andmeatballs, two without."'
Jokes & Riddles - 14 Answers
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lol
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Thats funny. It took me a while to get the sausage ad meatballs part, but that was really funny.
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LMAO! What a way to describe your new kids! Spaghetti!
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ROTLF!!!!!!
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That was a laugh and a half ! You earned another star (*) !
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hahahahahaha thast cute as heck
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lol heard this before like a week ago, lol still funny!
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L-O-L
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lol aww that's so cute!
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OMG!! poor dude... i wonder what the wife would say if she found out what that meant?!?!?
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what noodlin' gets you.
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That must have sooo sucked lol.
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Funny as always, my little green friend! Well, I suppose he won't be giving any more "hot beef injections" to the nurse. She really took him seriously, & he was just poking fun!
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The doctor who fainted had more than what he could chew in his mouth but he did not evaluate the plethora of evidence sent to him before he chickened out . This attitude will teach people like this particular doctor a lesson they will never forget. Stick to your wife to avoid this kind of embarrasment.Spaghetti or no spaghetti.that was a bitter lesson for the doctor.
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Thursday, October 7, 2010
CAK ~ Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness
CAK ~ Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness....?
...-- Ellie Katz So here are a few laughs.... Welcome to Humor Vault's Doctor Jokes Doctor Jokes A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you." Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, Please see DB!
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I don't get it?
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Just give us the punchline.
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Ellie,m surely knowed somethin when she went n said these here words. Laughter is essential to mental health and it appears that we, in the US of A, be a needin a lot moe of it right about now. Good stuff, Mugs!
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...-- Ellie Katz So here are a few laughs.... Welcome to Humor Vault's Doctor Jokes Doctor Jokes A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you." Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, Please see DB!
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I don't get it?
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Just give us the punchline.
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Ellie,m surely knowed somethin when she went n said these here words. Laughter is essential to mental health and it appears that we, in the US of A, be a needin a lot moe of it right about now. Good stuff, Mugs!
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Friday, October 1, 2010
Best Joke EVAR?!!! add a joke
Best Joke EVAR?!!! add a joke! #3?
Doctor's Affair A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you." Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the hospital emergency room. The head medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs; two without."
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HAHAHAH!! LOL!!! thats good!!! to bad for the guy.LOL. AND TOO BAD 4 THE KIDS.LOL!!!! Good Job!! *Star* 4 u!
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Here is another version of the same joke. They are great jokes. Here is mine. Italian Girl.... For several years, an American man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. 'Honey,' she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.' 'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written: 'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without. 'Send extra sauce
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LMFAO! That one is funny, i am so telling my friends that one
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haha great joke
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a class was having a vote on which team they liked better: ravens or steelers. everyone stood up for steelers except one kid. the teacher said how come you are not standing up? the kid said im ravens fan because both of my parents are ravens fans. the teacher said if your mom was a moron and your dad was a retard, then would you be a still be a ravens fan?
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Tell your kids not to read this one. A guy is lighting a cigar with a 12 inch lighter. His friend says "Where did you get that lighter?" The Man says "I have a genie in that Jack Daniels bottle. The friend says to the genie "I want a million bucks" Ducks begin to fly all around him. the man says to his friend "What's up with your genie? i asked for a million bucks and he gave me ducks." The first man says "you don't really think i asked for a 12 inch BIC did you?"
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The Genie joke is really funny!!! LOL!
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That is a really funny joke! This is one of the best (and one of the most funniest) jokes I've ever heard. 5/5.
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LMAO
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funny
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Doctor's Affair A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you." Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the hospital emergency room. The head medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs; two without."
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HAHAHAH!! LOL!!! thats good!!! to bad for the guy.LOL. AND TOO BAD 4 THE KIDS.LOL!!!! Good Job!! *Star* 4 u!
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Here is another version of the same joke. They are great jokes. Here is mine. Italian Girl.... For several years, an American man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, He paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born. To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and write 'Spaghetti' on the back. He would then arrange for the child support payments to begin. One day, about 9 months later, he came home to his confused wife. 'Honey,' she said, 'you received a very strange post card today.' 'Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it later,' he said. The wife obeyed and watched as her husband read the card, turned white, and fainted. On the card was written: 'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Three with meatballs, two without. 'Send extra sauce
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LMFAO! That one is funny, i am so telling my friends that one
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haha great joke
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a class was having a vote on which team they liked better: ravens or steelers. everyone stood up for steelers except one kid. the teacher said how come you are not standing up? the kid said im ravens fan because both of my parents are ravens fans. the teacher said if your mom was a moron and your dad was a retard, then would you be a still be a ravens fan?
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Tell your kids not to read this one. A guy is lighting a cigar with a 12 inch lighter. His friend says "Where did you get that lighter?" The Man says "I have a genie in that Jack Daniels bottle. The friend says to the genie "I want a million bucks" Ducks begin to fly all around him. the man says to his friend "What's up with your genie? i asked for a million bucks and he gave me ducks." The first man says "you don't really think i asked for a 12 inch BIC did you?"
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The Genie joke is really funny!!! LOL!
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That is a really funny joke! This is one of the best (and one of the most funniest) jokes I've ever heard. 5/5.
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LMAO
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funny
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Tuesday, September 28, 2010
CAK ~ Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illnes
CAK ~ Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness....?
...-- Ellie Katz So here are a few laughs.... Welcome to Humor Vault's Doctor Jokes Doctor Jokes A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you." Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, Please see DB!
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where's the rest of it?
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Ellie,m surely knowed somethin when she went n said these here words. Laughter is essential to mental health and it appears that we, in the US of A, be a needin a lot moe of it right about now. Good stuff, Mugs!
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...-- Ellie Katz So here are a few laughs.... Welcome to Humor Vault's Doctor Jokes Doctor Jokes A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you." Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, Please see DB!
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where's the rest of it?
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Ellie,m surely knowed somethin when she went n said these here words. Laughter is essential to mental health and it appears that we, in the US of A, be a needin a lot moe of it right about now. Good stuff, Mugs!
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Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Jokes:-DA Spaghetti Code.Smile please
Jokes:-DA Spaghetti Code.Smile please :-)))?
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you." Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the hospital emergency room. The head medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs; two without."
Jokes & Riddles - 6 Answers
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Haha lol I get it! She had 2 boys and 2 girls--right?? Lol, good one!
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hahahaha. yikes
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What a excellent joke ,highly appreciated your tired some efforts.God bless you.
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hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahah loved it!! hhaahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahaaa
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AHAHA! thank you i did smile :) keep em coming! heres a star *
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thats a good one, thnx for a nice laugh
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A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you." Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the hospital emergency room. The head medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs; two without."
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Haha lol I get it! She had 2 boys and 2 girls--right?? Lol, good one!
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hahahaha. yikes
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What a excellent joke ,highly appreciated your tired some efforts.God bless you.
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hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahah loved it!! hhaahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahaaa
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AHAHA! thank you i did smile :) keep em coming! heres a star *
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thats a good one, thnx for a nice laugh
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Tuesday, September 7, 2010
I don't get this joke
I don't get this joke?
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. ''But how will I let you know the baby is born?'' she asked. He replied, ''Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back. I'll take care of expenses.'' Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained, ''Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means.'' The doctor said, ''Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you.'' Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read, ''Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, two without.'''
Jokes & Riddles - 18 Answers
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4 babies 2 boys 2 girls
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The nurse had quadruplets. Two are boys, two are girls. Not very funny, but what can you do?
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it means she had four kids. two boys two girls.
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the nurse had 2 boys and 2 girls
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The nurse had 4 kids. 2 of them are male, 2 are female.
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the nurse had 4 babies two boys and two girl get it?
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The lady had 4 children, 2boys, 2girls. Its funny thinking of about what the doctor's wife must have thought. "why would my husband have a heart attack over a postcard that described spaghetti?"
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LOl Classic
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that is so easy to understand
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spheghetti=1 kid sausage meatballs=id rather not say two without=id still rather not say so 2 dudes and 2 chicks
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If you read it three or four times it's kinda self explanatory.2-boys and 2-girls.
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He said send a card saying spaghetti when the baby was born, she wrote it 4 times, that means 4 babies. Sausage and meatballs, that means it's a boy. So she had quadruplets, 2 boys and 2 girls. He had a heart attack because he had said he would pay the expenses, and four babies would be very expensive. Not to mention he was married and now had four kids with someone else, and his wife might find out.
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2 boys and 2 girls lol
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i know everyone already answered it but its extra points for me :P....4 kids-2 boys and 2 grls.
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haha funny joke
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nurse had 2 boys and 2 girls
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quadruplets 2 boys and 2 girls
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by the time you read till here, u'd already know the answer, so yeah. btw, i think it's really funny lol.
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A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. ''But how will I let you know the baby is born?'' she asked. He replied, ''Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back. I'll take care of expenses.'' Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained, ''Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means.'' The doctor said, ''Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you.'' Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read, ''Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, two without.'''
Jokes & Riddles - 18 Answers
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4 babies 2 boys 2 girls
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The nurse had quadruplets. Two are boys, two are girls. Not very funny, but what can you do?
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it means she had four kids. two boys two girls.
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the nurse had 2 boys and 2 girls
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The nurse had 4 kids. 2 of them are male, 2 are female.
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the nurse had 4 babies two boys and two girl get it?
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The lady had 4 children, 2boys, 2girls. Its funny thinking of about what the doctor's wife must have thought. "why would my husband have a heart attack over a postcard that described spaghetti?"
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LOl Classic
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that is so easy to understand
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spheghetti=1 kid sausage meatballs=id rather not say two without=id still rather not say so 2 dudes and 2 chicks
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If you read it three or four times it's kinda self explanatory.2-boys and 2-girls.
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He said send a card saying spaghetti when the baby was born, she wrote it 4 times, that means 4 babies. Sausage and meatballs, that means it's a boy. So she had quadruplets, 2 boys and 2 girls. He had a heart attack because he had said he would pay the expenses, and four babies would be very expensive. Not to mention he was married and now had four kids with someone else, and his wife might find out.
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2 boys and 2 girls lol
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i know everyone already answered it but its extra points for me :P....4 kids-2 boys and 2 grls.
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haha funny joke
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nurse had 2 boys and 2 girls
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quadruplets 2 boys and 2 girls
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by the time you read till here, u'd already know the answer, so yeah. btw, i think it's really funny lol.
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Wednesday, September 1, 2010
funny jokes come check it out
funny jokes come check it out!!!?
a guy walks into a gun place and asks them for their best gun so the guy gives him the best gun then he says can i see the bullets that go with this so he gives him the bullets then the guy loads the gun and holds it to the other guys head and says "oh yeah by the way this is a robbery :D" A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you." Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read, "'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, two without.'" A young couple were on their way to Vegas to get married. Before getting there, the girl said to the guy that she had a confession to make. The reason that they have not been too intimate is because she is very flat chested. "If you want to cancel the wedding, then I'll understand," she said. The guy remarked, "I don't mind that you're flat, and sex is not the most important thing in a marriage anyway." Several miles down the road, the guy turned to the girl and said that he also had a confession to make. The reason that they have not been too intimate is because he is just like a baby below the waist. The girl remarked, "I don't mind that like a baby below the waist, and sex is not the most important thing in a marriage anyway." And so, the happy couple went on to Vegas and got married. On their wedding night, the girl took off her clothes. True to her word, she is as flat as a washboard. Then, the guy took off his clothes. After one glance at his naked body, the girl fainted and fell to the floor. When she regained consciousness, the guy said, "I told you before we got married, so why were you so surprised?" "You told me it was just like a baby." The guy replied, "It is! 8 pounds and 21 inches long!" A young female teacher was giving her class of six year olds a quiz "behind my back I've got something red, round and you can eat it. what is it?" she asked. "an apple" replied little Raymond "no," said the teacher " it's a tomato but it shows your thinking." "I've now got something round, a greenish colored you can eat it." "An apple," replied little Ian "No it's an onion, but it shows your thinking." Little scruffy Johnny at the back of the class says "I've got something under my desk that's an inch long, white and it has a red end." "Dirty little boy," said the teacher "No it's a match, but it shows you were thinking," he answered. sorry about the paragraphs =[
Jokes & Riddles - 11 Answers
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WOW!!! How funny.. i didnt even read it .. Tooo long!!!
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Lolz Funny Lmao Rolf Teehee...x
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LoL!!! the last one was kinda funny,haha
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lulz
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Sometimes, the simplest jokes are the funniest!! THX
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haha.. most of was funny... except the first one.. kinda lame.. heard it tons of time.. sorry..
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haha
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Lol. Your paragraphs were annoying btw I couldnt tell which was each joke.
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Lol sll of thrn were great and the paragraph were ok
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Great one! only the last one didn't tickle me as i heard that before
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a guy walks into a gun place and asks them for their best gun so the guy gives him the best gun then he says can i see the bullets that go with this so he gives him the bullets then the guy loads the gun and holds it to the other guys head and says "oh yeah by the way this is a robbery :D" A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you." Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read, "'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, two without.'" A young couple were on their way to Vegas to get married. Before getting there, the girl said to the guy that she had a confession to make. The reason that they have not been too intimate is because she is very flat chested. "If you want to cancel the wedding, then I'll understand," she said. The guy remarked, "I don't mind that you're flat, and sex is not the most important thing in a marriage anyway." Several miles down the road, the guy turned to the girl and said that he also had a confession to make. The reason that they have not been too intimate is because he is just like a baby below the waist. The girl remarked, "I don't mind that like a baby below the waist, and sex is not the most important thing in a marriage anyway." And so, the happy couple went on to Vegas and got married. On their wedding night, the girl took off her clothes. True to her word, she is as flat as a washboard. Then, the guy took off his clothes. After one glance at his naked body, the girl fainted and fell to the floor. When she regained consciousness, the guy said, "I told you before we got married, so why were you so surprised?" "You told me it was just like a baby." The guy replied, "It is! 8 pounds and 21 inches long!" A young female teacher was giving her class of six year olds a quiz "behind my back I've got something red, round and you can eat it. what is it?" she asked. "an apple" replied little Raymond "no," said the teacher " it's a tomato but it shows your thinking." "I've now got something round, a greenish colored you can eat it." "An apple," replied little Ian "No it's an onion, but it shows your thinking." Little scruffy Johnny at the back of the class says "I've got something under my desk that's an inch long, white and it has a red end." "Dirty little boy," said the teacher "No it's a match, but it shows you were thinking," he answered. sorry about the paragraphs =[
Jokes & Riddles - 11 Answers
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WOW!!! How funny.. i didnt even read it .. Tooo long!!!
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Lolz Funny Lmao Rolf Teehee...x
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LoL!!! the last one was kinda funny,haha
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lulz
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Sometimes, the simplest jokes are the funniest!! THX
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haha.. most of was funny... except the first one.. kinda lame.. heard it tons of time.. sorry..
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haha
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Lol. Your paragraphs were annoying btw I couldnt tell which was each joke.
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Lol sll of thrn were great and the paragraph were ok
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Great one! only the last one didn't tickle me as i heard that before
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Saturday, August 28, 2010
Doctor Jokes of the week
Doctor Jokes of the week?
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you." Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the hospital emergency room. The head medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs; two without."
Jokes & Riddles - 13 Answers
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I really like this. =)
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hah lol
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This is hilarious!!!!
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LOL, hilarious.Star.
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ROTFL!!!!!!! love this 1
6 :
nice joke...
7 :
lol good one
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you are great buddy....such a hilarious joke...i really really enjoyed it....thanks for making my day.... AGAIN A STAR FROM MY SIDE... *
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old, predictable, boring.
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Gr8 one dude
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Good one hahaha
12 :
tahahaha thats so hilarious!!~~star 4 you~~
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lol...good on
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A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you." Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the hospital emergency room. The head medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs; two without."
Jokes & Riddles - 13 Answers
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I really like this. =)
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hah lol
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This is hilarious!!!!
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LOL, hilarious.Star.
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ROTFL!!!!!!! love this 1
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nice joke...
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lol good one
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you are great buddy....such a hilarious joke...i really really enjoyed it....thanks for making my day.... AGAIN A STAR FROM MY SIDE... *
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old, predictable, boring.
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Gr8 one dude
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Good one hahaha
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tahahaha thats so hilarious!!~~star 4 you~~
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lol...good on
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Saturday, August 14, 2010
Be going home soon ,,,Doctor Doctor joke
Be going home soon ,,,Doctor Doctor joke??
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. ''But how will I let you know the baby is born?'' she asked. He replied, ''Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back. I'll take care of expenses.'' Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained, ''Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means.'' The doctor said, ''Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you.'' Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read, ''Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, two without.
Jokes & Riddles - 18 Answers
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ROFL nice xD
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LOL!
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haha lol this is funny
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Ha Ha, Thanks for sharing.
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haha thats good but it took me a second to realize that the 4 spaghettis meant 4 kids.
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LOVE IT
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LOL.............................I don't get tit?........................OH!!!!!! LOL i get it now!!
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lol quadruplets! hahaha
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Lol kinda funny
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LMAO
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haha! 2 boys and 2 girls! took me a second to figure it out
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haha lol you are hilarious :)
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ha ha ha ha ha.
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I don't get it....Does the doctor moonlight as a caterer?
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OMG! That is TOO funny!
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hahahaha sucker
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Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti means 4 kids Two with sausage and meatballs, two without means 2 boys and 2 girls right
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~Smiling~
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A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. ''But how will I let you know the baby is born?'' she asked. He replied, ''Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back. I'll take care of expenses.'' Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained, ''Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means.'' The doctor said, ''Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you.'' Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read, ''Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, two without.
Jokes & Riddles - 18 Answers
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ROFL nice xD
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LOL!
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haha lol this is funny
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Ha Ha, Thanks for sharing.
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haha thats good but it took me a second to realize that the 4 spaghettis meant 4 kids.
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LOVE IT
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LOL.............................I don't get tit?........................OH!!!!!! LOL i get it now!!
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lol quadruplets! hahaha
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Lol kinda funny
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LMAO
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haha! 2 boys and 2 girls! took me a second to figure it out
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haha lol you are hilarious :)
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ha ha ha ha ha.
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I don't get it....Does the doctor moonlight as a caterer?
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OMG! That is TOO funny!
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hahahaha sucker
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Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti means 4 kids Two with sausage and meatballs, two without means 2 boys and 2 girls right
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~Smiling~
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Saturday, August 7, 2010
are these funny
are these funny?
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you." Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the hospital emergency room. The head medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac A Blond enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.' The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blond seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs. The blond promptly replies, 'fifteen inches.' 'Fifteen inches???' asked the salesman. 'That sounds very small, what room are they for?' The blond tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor. The surprised salesman replies, 'But Miss, computers do not need curtains!' The blond says, 'Hellllooooooooo. I've got Windoooooows!' A blonde reports for her university final exam, which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet: true for heads and false for tails. Within 30 minutes she's all done, while the rest of the class is still working furiously. During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is happening. 'I finished the exam in a half hour,' she replies, 'and as I have more time left, I'm rechecking my answers.'
Jokes & Riddles - 13 Answers
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the punchline is????
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is there more to this?
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is, that it? it looks unfinished.
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Ummmmm
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come back when its complete -.-
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is it finished? I like the blonde ones
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I heard this joke If I remember correctly I think it said something like spaghetti with meatballs and a sausage meaning triplets 2 girls and a boy.
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heres the rest!! Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, then fell to the floor with a heart attack. The medic asked what had triggered the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read, "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, and two without."
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I don't care!
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lmao...star. Those are funny.
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hahahaha!! very funny starred
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Lol!
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LOL… Thanks for the laugh.! Your star...!! ☆ ★ ☆ ★ ☆ O_=
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A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you." Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the hospital emergency room. The head medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac A Blond enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.' The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blond seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs. The blond promptly replies, 'fifteen inches.' 'Fifteen inches???' asked the salesman. 'That sounds very small, what room are they for?' The blond tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor. The surprised salesman replies, 'But Miss, computers do not need curtains!' The blond says, 'Hellllooooooooo. I've got Windoooooows!' A blonde reports for her university final exam, which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet: true for heads and false for tails. Within 30 minutes she's all done, while the rest of the class is still working furiously. During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is happening. 'I finished the exam in a half hour,' she replies, 'and as I have more time left, I'm rechecking my answers.'
Jokes & Riddles - 13 Answers
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the punchline is????
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is there more to this?
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is, that it? it looks unfinished.
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Ummmmm
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come back when its complete -.-
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is it finished? I like the blonde ones
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I heard this joke If I remember correctly I think it said something like spaghetti with meatballs and a sausage meaning triplets 2 girls and a boy.
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heres the rest!! Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, then fell to the floor with a heart attack. The medic asked what had triggered the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read, "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, and two without."
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I don't care!
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lmao...star. Those are funny.
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hahahaha!! very funny starred
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Lol!
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LOL… Thanks for the laugh.! Your star...!! ☆ ★ ☆ ★ ☆ O_=
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Sunday, August 1, 2010
Why did Japanese soldiers fight in Europe during WWI
Why did Japanese soldiers fight in Europe during WWI?
Ok, I'm gearing up for my annual Memorial Day tribute slide show and I'm looking through WWI photos online. A couple of the photos I come across are labeled "Ward at the Japanese Hospital in Paris" and "Convalescent patients at the Japanese Hospital, in Paris." Now before this I'd already known that Japan had been one of the Allied (Entente) Powers in the First World War, but I'd always been under the impression that they had been strictly fighting in the Pacific. So naturally I had to look things up and I learned that indeed they entered the war in 1914 both at the request from the British Empire to fight German raiders in the Pacific and as a way to claim German colonial territory in the Pacific. Fine, that's all well and good, but it doesn't seem to answer the question of what their soldiers were doing in Europe. Further look does reveal the British Empire did request Japanese Naval assistance in the Med, which lead to the arrival of a Japanese squadron arriving in april 1917. Considering the Mediterranean borders Europe, North Africa, and parts of the Middle East I can understand a hospital for Japanese sailors that might be wounded. But why Paris, why not in Malta or Italy? The pictures appear to clearly Japanese nurses (http://www.firstworldwar.com/photos/graphics/gws_japanesehosppar_02.jpg and http://www.firstworldwar.com/photos/graphics/gws_japanesehosppar_01.jpg) though the patients look like their of European descent. But it doesn't make sense they would have simply set up a hospital to tend to Allied soldiers from European nations unless they were also expecting to tend to their own troops as well. And Paris seems a bit far to send wounded sailors fighting in the Med when Malta (then a part of the British Empire) and Italy (which joined the Allies in 1915) were closer Allied territory. It suggests to me Japanese soldiers fighting in Europe, but why?
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they had a limited role in that war they first demanded the surrender of german fleet at tsing tau then captured it they also used merchant ships to set up a naval blockade or part of that blockade in the mediterranean sea and provided medical help all a part of the treaty between Japan and England France was the safest place for the wounded at the time
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They didn't actually fight in the west, but Japan sending medical teams to Europe would allow the British and French to free up more manpower for the front line. Japan did the same thing in Korea and Vietnam despite not having any infantry on the ground.
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Ok, I'm gearing up for my annual Memorial Day tribute slide show and I'm looking through WWI photos online. A couple of the photos I come across are labeled "Ward at the Japanese Hospital in Paris" and "Convalescent patients at the Japanese Hospital, in Paris." Now before this I'd already known that Japan had been one of the Allied (Entente) Powers in the First World War, but I'd always been under the impression that they had been strictly fighting in the Pacific. So naturally I had to look things up and I learned that indeed they entered the war in 1914 both at the request from the British Empire to fight German raiders in the Pacific and as a way to claim German colonial territory in the Pacific. Fine, that's all well and good, but it doesn't seem to answer the question of what their soldiers were doing in Europe. Further look does reveal the British Empire did request Japanese Naval assistance in the Med, which lead to the arrival of a Japanese squadron arriving in april 1917. Considering the Mediterranean borders Europe, North Africa, and parts of the Middle East I can understand a hospital for Japanese sailors that might be wounded. But why Paris, why not in Malta or Italy? The pictures appear to clearly Japanese nurses (http://www.firstworldwar.com/photos/graphics/gws_japanesehosppar_02.jpg and http://www.firstworldwar.com/photos/graphics/gws_japanesehosppar_01.jpg) though the patients look like their of European descent. But it doesn't make sense they would have simply set up a hospital to tend to Allied soldiers from European nations unless they were also expecting to tend to their own troops as well. And Paris seems a bit far to send wounded sailors fighting in the Med when Malta (then a part of the British Empire) and Italy (which joined the Allies in 1915) were closer Allied territory. It suggests to me Japanese soldiers fighting in Europe, but why?
History - 2 Answers
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they had a limited role in that war they first demanded the surrender of german fleet at tsing tau then captured it they also used merchant ships to set up a naval blockade or part of that blockade in the mediterranean sea and provided medical help all a part of the treaty between Japan and England France was the safest place for the wounded at the time
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They didn't actually fight in the west, but Japan sending medical teams to Europe would allow the British and French to free up more manpower for the front line. Japan did the same thing in Korea and Vietnam despite not having any infantry on the ground.
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Wednesday, July 28, 2010
An order of spaghetti star please
An order of spaghetti!!!!!! star please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. ''But how will I let you know the baby is born?'' she asked. He replied, ''Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back. I'll take care of expenses.'' Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained, ''Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means.'' The doctor said, ''Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you.'' Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read, ''Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, two without.'''
Jokes & Riddles - 6 Answers
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Ha!! Explain that one to your wife!! Nice joke! I guess I'll star it, you deserve it!
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No star because I've heard it before...like 10 years ago.
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: O
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LMAO! That's pretty funny.
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lol..not bad but not that good.
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There is ur star is a good one!!!! : o ja-ja
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A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. ''But how will I let you know the baby is born?'' she asked. He replied, ''Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back. I'll take care of expenses.'' Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained, ''Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means.'' The doctor said, ''Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you.'' Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read, ''Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, two without.'''
Jokes & Riddles - 6 Answers
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Ha!! Explain that one to your wife!! Nice joke! I guess I'll star it, you deserve it!
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No star because I've heard it before...like 10 years ago.
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: O
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LMAO! That's pretty funny.
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lol..not bad but not that good.
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There is ur star is a good one!!!! : o ja-ja
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Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Do you like Italian food? hehe
Do you like Italian food? hehe?
An Order of Spaghetti A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. ''But how will I let you know the baby is born?'' she asked. He replied, ''Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back. I'll take care of expenses.'' Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained, ''Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means.'' The doctor said, ''Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you.'' Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read, ''Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, two without.'''
Jokes & Riddles - 6 Answers
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ha ha thats funny 2? did u make this up or is it coppied.. its good
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italian food along with greek food!! lol @
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yay quadraplets congrats :)
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i like that one, very funny
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lol, great, quadruplets, got any mroe lyk that?? send them to me at yunieandlenne @yahoo .co.uk
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That would have given any men a heart attack!
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An Order of Spaghetti A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. ''But how will I let you know the baby is born?'' she asked. He replied, ''Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back. I'll take care of expenses.'' Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained, ''Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means.'' The doctor said, ''Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you.'' Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read, ''Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, two without.'''
Jokes & Riddles - 6 Answers
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ha ha thats funny 2? did u make this up or is it coppied.. its good
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italian food along with greek food!! lol @
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yay quadraplets congrats :)
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i like that one, very funny
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lol, great, quadruplets, got any mroe lyk that?? send them to me at yunieandlenne @yahoo .co.uk
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That would have given any men a heart attack!
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Wednesday, July 7, 2010
A joke .. for Ya
A joke .. for Ya?
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you." Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor, and had a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read, "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti -- two with sausage and meatballs, two without." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Jokes & Riddles - 23 Answers
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HAHA
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LOL ? is?
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i didnt read it it was too long im lazy
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lol... so bad
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Great!!!! That is so funny!!!
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cute one
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lol,funny''
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that was super cute. thanks
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Quentuplet?? wo
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hahahaha that was good one lol
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YOUR FIRED!!!
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tee hee
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Luv it - thanks, lol
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Thats funny. Thanks for the laugh.
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If you think about that, it's not funny.
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lol great one^
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lol funny
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haha,he make 4 children
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That's a great joke.... LMAO 8-)
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LOL that was hilarious i will pass it on. thanks and keep it up ^_^
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lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 funny
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OMG LOVE IT lOVE IT GOT TO GIVE U A 10
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A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you." Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor, and had a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read, "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti -- two with sausage and meatballs, two without." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Jokes & Riddles - 23 Answers
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HAHA
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LOL ? is?
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i didnt read it it was too long im lazy
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lol... so bad
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Great!!!! That is so funny!!!
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cute one
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lol,funny''
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that was super cute. thanks
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Quentuplet?? wo
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hahahaha that was good one lol
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YOUR FIRED!!!
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tee hee
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Luv it - thanks, lol
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Thats funny. Thanks for the laugh.
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If you think about that, it's not funny.
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lol great one^
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lol funny
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haha,he make 4 children
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That's a great joke.... LMAO 8-)
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LOL that was hilarious i will pass it on. thanks and keep it up ^_^
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lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 funny
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OMG LOVE IT lOVE IT GOT TO GIVE U A 10
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Thursday, July 1, 2010
Have you heard the one about the doctor who had an affair
Have you heard the one about the doctor who had an affair?
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you." Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the hospital emergency room. The head medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs; two without."
Jokes & Riddles - 11 Answers
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HAHAAHAAAAA awesome dude. you made my day!!!!!1
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lmao poor guy....!!!!! ♥
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i liked taht one that was very funny
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Haha, good one.
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OMG!!! that was so funny i loved it......
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that is honestly one of my favorite jokes! kudos!!! and star!
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lol that's a good one
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heard it b4 but still funny
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Funny!
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no
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that funny!!!
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A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you." Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the hospital emergency room. The head medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs; two without."
Jokes & Riddles - 11 Answers
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HAHAAHAAAAA awesome dude. you made my day!!!!!1
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lmao poor guy....!!!!! ♥
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i liked taht one that was very funny
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Haha, good one.
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OMG!!! that was so funny i loved it......
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that is honestly one of my favorite jokes! kudos!!! and star!
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lol that's a good one
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heard it b4 but still funny
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Funny!
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no
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that funny!!!
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Monday, June 28, 2010
breast reduction.... any advice ? specialised answers only
breast reduction.... any advice ? specialised answers only?
does any of u know about breast reduction?options, details,costs,implications, can i still nurse after ? i live in italy, is the op subventioned by the sanit syst ?when, details pls ..
Women's Health - 6 Answers
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i dont know nothin
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Had a friend who had one, she was able to nurse for about 1 week after her baby was born, the cost was around $5000 or so here in the USA.
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Well what i can recommened is that, y u want to reduce the size particularly of yr breasts. Iam sure if yr breast size is more than norman then it s becoz of yr body fat. So i think u shd goin a gym and ask yr trainer to reduce the fat of yr sides, belly etc so and eventually yr breast will come in good shape & size. Good Luck! Iam a fitness trainer u can contact me on tutul_chakraborti@yahoo.com
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I had this surgery actually about 8 months ago. My advice is first and foremost ensure that u really truly need this proceedure. Can u improve your breast through diet and exercise? I had a horrible recovery period, what takes most people 2 weeks out of work took me six and a half weeks. Unbeknowst to me, u are supposed to quit smoking at least three weeks prior to surgery and then until you have recovered. I smoked the whole time(My plastic surgeon never told me about this) and took forever to heal, it hurt , and you know the worse part is the scars i have leftover... on one hand i am happy that my breast are less of an issue however i would give anything to have them back most days. they were prettier then. i have also been told i will not be able to nurse, barely have any feeling in my breast from 8 months ago , however they say it takes like 1 year to fully feel benfits of surgery .. good luck
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jamaican honey your answer is so freakin stupid i cannot believe it. if you don know no ting den keep yo bloodclot mout shut mon
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u still can nurse but u have to wait a certain period of tyme...i kno diz cuz had 1 and the doctor told her this...u need lots of care cuz it hurts a lot but u feel better after a month
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does any of u know about breast reduction?options, details,costs,implications, can i still nurse after ? i live in italy, is the op subventioned by the sanit syst ?when, details pls ..
Women's Health - 6 Answers
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i dont know nothin
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Had a friend who had one, she was able to nurse for about 1 week after her baby was born, the cost was around $5000 or so here in the USA.
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Well what i can recommened is that, y u want to reduce the size particularly of yr breasts. Iam sure if yr breast size is more than norman then it s becoz of yr body fat. So i think u shd goin a gym and ask yr trainer to reduce the fat of yr sides, belly etc so and eventually yr breast will come in good shape & size. Good Luck! Iam a fitness trainer u can contact me on tutul_chakraborti@yahoo.com
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I had this surgery actually about 8 months ago. My advice is first and foremost ensure that u really truly need this proceedure. Can u improve your breast through diet and exercise? I had a horrible recovery period, what takes most people 2 weeks out of work took me six and a half weeks. Unbeknowst to me, u are supposed to quit smoking at least three weeks prior to surgery and then until you have recovered. I smoked the whole time(My plastic surgeon never told me about this) and took forever to heal, it hurt , and you know the worse part is the scars i have leftover... on one hand i am happy that my breast are less of an issue however i would give anything to have them back most days. they were prettier then. i have also been told i will not be able to nurse, barely have any feeling in my breast from 8 months ago , however they say it takes like 1 year to fully feel benfits of surgery .. good luck
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jamaican honey your answer is so freakin stupid i cannot believe it. if you don know no ting den keep yo bloodclot mout shut mon
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u still can nurse but u have to wait a certain period of tyme...i kno diz cuz had 1 and the doctor told her this...u need lots of care cuz it hurts a lot but u feel better after a month
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Monday, June 14, 2010
Docter, nurse and spaghetti
Docter, nurse and spaghetti?
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you." Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the hospital emergency room. The head medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs; two without."
Jokes & Riddles - 5 Answers
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Haha I like.
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hahahah omg thats funny
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He should have checked to see if the sauce was his.
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lol ok tht was rlly funny XD
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wow lol
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A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you." Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the hospital emergency room. The head medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs; two without."
Jokes & Riddles - 5 Answers
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Haha I like.
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hahahah omg thats funny
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He should have checked to see if the sauce was his.
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lol ok tht was rlly funny XD
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wow lol
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Monday, June 7, 2010
First steps to moving out. Help
First steps to moving out. Help?
I'm 21, and I'm currently in my first year of Psych. I plan on getting my Master's & more than likely my PhD down the road. I've only got two classes right now; I had to drop the other 3 when I switched from Bio to Psych. I'm not receiving any sort of financial aid -- I'm paying for my education completely by myself. At the end of the school year, I'll be going to Italy to stand in my brother's wedding as his fiancée's bridesmaid. I need quite a lot more money saved up for then. I've never lived on my own, but I am very independent. I don't own a car, but I don't mind taking the bus. My university is in my hometown, but I don't want to live on residence. When I was in Bio, the workload was very intense and I assumed I wouldn't be able to juggle school and a job so I quit my job. Now I'm looking for a new job which shouldn't be too hard to find, but the only flexible, reliable ones seem to be minimum wage ones. I'm looking to get a job at a nursing home that pays $20/h (I DO enjoy the company of elderly people so it's not a problem). Just how flexible can I expect it to be around my school schedule? And is it manageable to live on my own (or with a roommate), paying for school on my own, with a full-time, minimum-wage job? I'm just trying to give you a basic outline of my current lifestyle. What initial steps should I take? Do's and dont's? Pros and cons? Anything will be useful. Thank you!
Singles & Dating - 1 Answers
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You're not going to find many helpful answers here, you should repost this in the correct section. (it's currently posted in the singles and dating section) Good luck on get your masters and PhD though :D
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I'm 21, and I'm currently in my first year of Psych. I plan on getting my Master's & more than likely my PhD down the road. I've only got two classes right now; I had to drop the other 3 when I switched from Bio to Psych. I'm not receiving any sort of financial aid -- I'm paying for my education completely by myself. At the end of the school year, I'll be going to Italy to stand in my brother's wedding as his fiancée's bridesmaid. I need quite a lot more money saved up for then. I've never lived on my own, but I am very independent. I don't own a car, but I don't mind taking the bus. My university is in my hometown, but I don't want to live on residence. When I was in Bio, the workload was very intense and I assumed I wouldn't be able to juggle school and a job so I quit my job. Now I'm looking for a new job which shouldn't be too hard to find, but the only flexible, reliable ones seem to be minimum wage ones. I'm looking to get a job at a nursing home that pays $20/h (I DO enjoy the company of elderly people so it's not a problem). Just how flexible can I expect it to be around my school schedule? And is it manageable to live on my own (or with a roommate), paying for school on my own, with a full-time, minimum-wage job? I'm just trying to give you a basic outline of my current lifestyle. What initial steps should I take? Do's and dont's? Pros and cons? Anything will be useful. Thank you!
Singles & Dating - 1 Answers
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You're not going to find many helpful answers here, you should repost this in the correct section. (it's currently posted in the singles and dating section) Good luck on get your masters and PhD though :D
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Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Registered Nurse Going Abroad
Registered Nurse Going Abroad?
I am currently working on a BS for Psychology and I plan on entering an accelerated program to become a registered nurse afterwards. After this, I intend to pursue a Doctorate degree (most likely in Psychology). While I'm getting my doctorate I want to study abroad, perhaps in Italy or somewhere else in Europe. Is it possible to do this? And would I be able to maybe get a part-time nursing job while I am overseas?
Other - Careers & Employment - 1 Answers
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You will have to get a work permit... but there is a world-wide shortage of doctors and nurses - so I don't think you will have much trouble finding a job in that field good luck
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I am currently working on a BS for Psychology and I plan on entering an accelerated program to become a registered nurse afterwards. After this, I intend to pursue a Doctorate degree (most likely in Psychology). While I'm getting my doctorate I want to study abroad, perhaps in Italy or somewhere else in Europe. Is it possible to do this? And would I be able to maybe get a part-time nursing job while I am overseas?
Other - Careers & Employment - 1 Answers
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You will have to get a work permit... but there is a world-wide shortage of doctors and nurses - so I don't think you will have much trouble finding a job in that field good luck
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Friday, May 28, 2010
who want's a free pass for a brothel tourpackage
who want's a free pass for a brothel tourpackage ?
tour consist's of transportation to three legal brothel's in a executive coach designed and crafted by one of Italy's top yacht builder's. Each tour is hosted by a staff comprised of a five star chef (meals included) registered nurse practitioner, and five of the most intelligent, beautiful friendly women that will make sure that your tour will be the first of many to come. To insure the upmost comfort each tour is limited to a maximum of twenty guest's . bon voyage!
Corporations - 2 Answers
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are u selling this on ebay? cause i think it would be more effective
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lets see it... put a link to a webpage of it...
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tour consist's of transportation to three legal brothel's in a executive coach designed and crafted by one of Italy's top yacht builder's. Each tour is hosted by a staff comprised of a five star chef (meals included) registered nurse practitioner, and five of the most intelligent, beautiful friendly women that will make sure that your tour will be the first of many to come. To insure the upmost comfort each tour is limited to a maximum of twenty guest's . bon voyage!
Corporations - 2 Answers
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are u selling this on ebay? cause i think it would be more effective
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lets see it... put a link to a webpage of it...
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Friday, May 14, 2010
Which is a better idea for a short story
Which is a better idea for a short story?
It has to be under 1500 words. 1. An old lady and an eighteen year old guy meet at a nursing home when the boy is doing community service to pay for something bad he did. He has a kid and his dreams of being a pilot are put on the back burner when he realizes that he must get a factory-level job in order to pay for his child. He feels hopeless. The old woman feel hopeless because her life is nearly over and she has no one. When she was younger, she too had a kid at a young age. They realize how much they have in common and become best friends, giving each other the strength they need to go on. 2. A journalist, Charlotte, from Cleveland, Ohio is working on an assignment in Sicily, Italy when she meets a man, Pascal, who works for the mafia. He offers her $10,000 dollars if she agrees to smuggle his drugs into France. She attempts to do so, but she is stopped before she even gets on the plane, though they haven't found the drugs yet. Pascal, being the con artist he is and having the connections he does, does his best to help himself and the journalist get out of their predicament before too much damage is done. Pascal and Charlotte fall in love somewhere in between. What do you think?? Which sounds more interesting?
Words & Wordplay - 6 Answers
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1 :
Number one sounds way more interesting and the character development possibilities are endless. The second option sounds like a plot for a movie.
2 :
The first one sounds more appropriate for a short story =)
3 :
2 sounds more interesting #1 sounds too familiar to other story lines
4 :
Telling the idea is interesting for both but a lot of writers lose that when they actually do the story and it isn't as appealing as the ideas were. Keep that in mind when you pick whichever one. Both are ok.
5 :
The first one has more potential. The second one is just too like a TV show or something. Too much drama and plot, and not enough opportunity for character development like you have in number one.
6 :
it will depend on how the story is depicted. The first one can be beautiful. And the second one can be very pretty. it depends on what you do with them.
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It has to be under 1500 words. 1. An old lady and an eighteen year old guy meet at a nursing home when the boy is doing community service to pay for something bad he did. He has a kid and his dreams of being a pilot are put on the back burner when he realizes that he must get a factory-level job in order to pay for his child. He feels hopeless. The old woman feel hopeless because her life is nearly over and she has no one. When she was younger, she too had a kid at a young age. They realize how much they have in common and become best friends, giving each other the strength they need to go on. 2. A journalist, Charlotte, from Cleveland, Ohio is working on an assignment in Sicily, Italy when she meets a man, Pascal, who works for the mafia. He offers her $10,000 dollars if she agrees to smuggle his drugs into France. She attempts to do so, but she is stopped before she even gets on the plane, though they haven't found the drugs yet. Pascal, being the con artist he is and having the connections he does, does his best to help himself and the journalist get out of their predicament before too much damage is done. Pascal and Charlotte fall in love somewhere in between. What do you think?? Which sounds more interesting?
Words & Wordplay - 6 Answers
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1 :
Number one sounds way more interesting and the character development possibilities are endless. The second option sounds like a plot for a movie.
2 :
The first one sounds more appropriate for a short story =)
3 :
2 sounds more interesting #1 sounds too familiar to other story lines
4 :
Telling the idea is interesting for both but a lot of writers lose that when they actually do the story and it isn't as appealing as the ideas were. Keep that in mind when you pick whichever one. Both are ok.
5 :
The first one has more potential. The second one is just too like a TV show or something. Too much drama and plot, and not enough opportunity for character development like you have in number one.
6 :
it will depend on how the story is depicted. The first one can be beautiful. And the second one can be very pretty. it depends on what you do with them.
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Friday, May 7, 2010
what are some cool cities in Europe for a college grad to move in ?? (that English is spoken )
what are some cool cities in Europe for a college grad to move in ?? (that English is spoken )?
ok so im 18 heading to college in Dec.for veterinary technology in some countries its knows as veterinary nursing my family is from Poland my parents are actually thinking about going back there after im done with college but im not so sure about that im ashamed sometimes to admit that im Polish cause people there are disrespectful prejudiced and full of hate my parents know that im not going there i have a life of my own right now we live in USA ( NYC) so im thinking about staying here in USA and moving to the west coast probably to California or moving somewhere in Europe but far away from Poland i dont know why and this might sound crazy but i did developed a level of hate for my own country so what countries would be good ??? considering that i iwll have no job experience although i will be an intern for 10 weeks at an animal shelter cause thats part of the program i speak 3 languages Polish , English and German( although i havent used it since 2004 i think so there will be a problem) but anyways i was actually thinking about Italy i love the weather there ,people are really nice culture & history are amazing but the language might be a problem so an obvious choice was UK that like the 1st country that came to my mind i do have plans for the future after that 2 year college degree i would want to go for veterinary medicine i know that it will take alot of hard work and a lot of time ( 6 years i think) but its totally worth it
Other - Europe - 3 Answers
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I think the UK would be a good place to go. As you speak English you shouldnt find it too hard to fit in. Malta may be a good place to go as most Maltese people should understand or speak english due to its historical connections to Britain. Cyprus has a fair number of British people living there due to the British military bases and I think the island is popular with UK tourists. You said you spoke German so a German city is a possibility and although you havent used it recently it shouldnt take too long to get back into it once you are over there and speaking to locals. Austria and Liechtenstein are possibilities as well as they speak German. Switzerland and Luxembourg also have German speaking areas so they may interest you. Obviously it largely depends on what you are looking for as to where to go but I would say either UK or Germany if you are planning on coming to Europe.
2 :
Are you a citizen of Poland? If you are not then you might as well forget about moving to Europe. You would need to apply for a work permit and a residency visa to come here. And not only are they hard to come by but a European company would have to sponsor you! And they don´t sponsor people without a lot skills, education and experience. Not only would they have to want/need you a lot - but they would have to prove why another European should not get the job before you. You could possibly be "repatriated" in Poland if you wanted to due to your parents. Polish citizens are EU citizens and can move and work freely within the EU and the EEA. Working in European countries requires fluency in the native langauge(s). So actually Poland is the most likely country for you, the UK is not exactly the best place to apply for a job today.
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jesli chcesz jezyk anglielski do okola, to mozesz sprobowac UK czy Irlandje ( tam bardzo duzo polakow ) to bedziesz mial bonus angielski i polski razem. niema co sie wstydzic poniewaz sa tacy, ktorzy nienawidza wszystkich oprocz samych siebie .
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ok so im 18 heading to college in Dec.for veterinary technology in some countries its knows as veterinary nursing my family is from Poland my parents are actually thinking about going back there after im done with college but im not so sure about that im ashamed sometimes to admit that im Polish cause people there are disrespectful prejudiced and full of hate my parents know that im not going there i have a life of my own right now we live in USA ( NYC) so im thinking about staying here in USA and moving to the west coast probably to California or moving somewhere in Europe but far away from Poland i dont know why and this might sound crazy but i did developed a level of hate for my own country so what countries would be good ??? considering that i iwll have no job experience although i will be an intern for 10 weeks at an animal shelter cause thats part of the program i speak 3 languages Polish , English and German( although i havent used it since 2004 i think so there will be a problem) but anyways i was actually thinking about Italy i love the weather there ,people are really nice culture & history are amazing but the language might be a problem so an obvious choice was UK that like the 1st country that came to my mind i do have plans for the future after that 2 year college degree i would want to go for veterinary medicine i know that it will take alot of hard work and a lot of time ( 6 years i think) but its totally worth it
Other - Europe - 3 Answers
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1 :
I think the UK would be a good place to go. As you speak English you shouldnt find it too hard to fit in. Malta may be a good place to go as most Maltese people should understand or speak english due to its historical connections to Britain. Cyprus has a fair number of British people living there due to the British military bases and I think the island is popular with UK tourists. You said you spoke German so a German city is a possibility and although you havent used it recently it shouldnt take too long to get back into it once you are over there and speaking to locals. Austria and Liechtenstein are possibilities as well as they speak German. Switzerland and Luxembourg also have German speaking areas so they may interest you. Obviously it largely depends on what you are looking for as to where to go but I would say either UK or Germany if you are planning on coming to Europe.
2 :
Are you a citizen of Poland? If you are not then you might as well forget about moving to Europe. You would need to apply for a work permit and a residency visa to come here. And not only are they hard to come by but a European company would have to sponsor you! And they don´t sponsor people without a lot skills, education and experience. Not only would they have to want/need you a lot - but they would have to prove why another European should not get the job before you. You could possibly be "repatriated" in Poland if you wanted to due to your parents. Polish citizens are EU citizens and can move and work freely within the EU and the EEA. Working in European countries requires fluency in the native langauge(s). So actually Poland is the most likely country for you, the UK is not exactly the best place to apply for a job today.
3 :
jesli chcesz jezyk anglielski do okola, to mozesz sprobowac UK czy Irlandje ( tam bardzo duzo polakow ) to bedziesz mial bonus angielski i polski razem. niema co sie wstydzic poniewaz sa tacy, ktorzy nienawidza wszystkich oprocz samych siebie .
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Saturday, May 1, 2010
can the government take a home that is paid off and someone is living in
can the government take a home that is paid off and someone is living in?
Hi , My family's in a little pinch right now. My grandparents came from italy when they were 18. they have worked hard for everything they have! my Grandmother has just got ill and can not walk ,talk, or hardly move by herself. My pop pop sold his home about 3 yrs ago, and stuck all the money in the bank. he also owns another property down the shore. Now my mom mom is in a nursing home, the government will take all of there money in there account and when that is up can they take the shore house my pop pop lives in? or if he dies then they can take it? how can my family make sure this shore house stays in the family. My pop pop really wants this house to be past down to us , he worked so hard for it. yes they will go throw all his money b4 they try to take is shore home b/c she is in a nursing home she could be on medicare b/c my grandfather owned his own company for yrs and has to pay 4 his own insurance
Renting & Real Estate - 5 Answers
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I think I'm missing something. Why is the government going to take all of their money?
2 :
You should consult an atorney with real estate and estate planning experience. I think he can do pop pop's request.
3 :
Ar you talking about paying for mom-mom's nursing home care, i.e. Medicaid not covering it because pop-pop has too many assets? I would suggest consulting with a lawyer specializing in elder law.
4 :
Yes, the government can take the house if the person is accepting Medicaid. why should the State have to pay for their medical bills, when they have an asset, such as a house? it is cruel, but this happens all the time.
5 :
It's possible that your grandmother is on medicare and there is a stipulation that once her medicare money runs out paying for the institution she is in, they can then take assests. I don't know if they can take the house your grandfather still lives in while he is alive. I would call the number on the medicare card or go to the website for more information regarding payment. I wish you and your family the best of luck.
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Hi , My family's in a little pinch right now. My grandparents came from italy when they were 18. they have worked hard for everything they have! my Grandmother has just got ill and can not walk ,talk, or hardly move by herself. My pop pop sold his home about 3 yrs ago, and stuck all the money in the bank. he also owns another property down the shore. Now my mom mom is in a nursing home, the government will take all of there money in there account and when that is up can they take the shore house my pop pop lives in? or if he dies then they can take it? how can my family make sure this shore house stays in the family. My pop pop really wants this house to be past down to us , he worked so hard for it. yes they will go throw all his money b4 they try to take is shore home b/c she is in a nursing home she could be on medicare b/c my grandfather owned his own company for yrs and has to pay 4 his own insurance
Renting & Real Estate - 5 Answers
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I think I'm missing something. Why is the government going to take all of their money?
2 :
You should consult an atorney with real estate and estate planning experience. I think he can do pop pop's request.
3 :
Ar you talking about paying for mom-mom's nursing home care, i.e. Medicaid not covering it because pop-pop has too many assets? I would suggest consulting with a lawyer specializing in elder law.
4 :
Yes, the government can take the house if the person is accepting Medicaid. why should the State have to pay for their medical bills, when they have an asset, such as a house? it is cruel, but this happens all the time.
5 :
It's possible that your grandmother is on medicare and there is a stipulation that once her medicare money runs out paying for the institution she is in, they can then take assests. I don't know if they can take the house your grandfather still lives in while he is alive. I would call the number on the medicare card or go to the website for more information regarding payment. I wish you and your family the best of luck.
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Wednesday, April 28, 2010
What's a better idea for a story
What's a better idea for a story...?
It has to be under 1500 words. 1. An old lady and an eighteen year old guy meet at a nursing home when the boy is doing community service to pay for something bad he did. He has a kid and his dreams of being a pilot are put on the back burner when he realizes that he must get a factory-level job in order to pay for his child. He feels hopeless. The old woman feel hopeless because her life is nearly over and she has no one. When she was younger, she too had a kid at a young age. They realize how much they have in common and become best friends, giving each other the strength they need to go on. 2. A journalist, Charlotte, from Cleveland, Ohio is working on an assignment in Sicily, Italy when she meets a man, Pascal, who works for the mafia. He offers her $10,000 dollars if she agrees to smuggle his drugs into France. She attempts to do so, but she is stopped before she even gets on the plane, though they haven't found the drugs yet. Pascal, being the con artist he is and having the connections he does, does his best to help himself and the journalist get out of their predicament before too much damage is done. Pascal and Charlotte fall in love somewhere in between. What do you think?? Which sounds more interesting?
Books & Authors - 5 Answers
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I think it depends on the person, but I think number 2 is more interesting. I don't know, I guess the mafia and drugs and what not seems more....actiony if thats a word for it.
2 :
That's a tough one...it really depends on which writing style you're stronger at. the second one sound more action-y and the first one is a lot calmer and more dramatic i think. i think the second one is more interesting but i think you could go a lot further with the 1st one. i like the names charlotte and pascal though :)
3 :
I think they both are extremely interesting, however, they both seem like could be better if they were over 1500 words. Since that's your limit, I would choose the first one, becuase it could be a lot easier to develop characters, and you don't have to write about as many scenarios and happenings (as I think you would in 2). But I like the second story idea better. Maybe write that for fun...
4 :
well i think that the second one is more interesting. action and romance is a good mixture
5 :
i like the first one best and if you don't have a title why not name it second chances but its up to you .
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It has to be under 1500 words. 1. An old lady and an eighteen year old guy meet at a nursing home when the boy is doing community service to pay for something bad he did. He has a kid and his dreams of being a pilot are put on the back burner when he realizes that he must get a factory-level job in order to pay for his child. He feels hopeless. The old woman feel hopeless because her life is nearly over and she has no one. When she was younger, she too had a kid at a young age. They realize how much they have in common and become best friends, giving each other the strength they need to go on. 2. A journalist, Charlotte, from Cleveland, Ohio is working on an assignment in Sicily, Italy when she meets a man, Pascal, who works for the mafia. He offers her $10,000 dollars if she agrees to smuggle his drugs into France. She attempts to do so, but she is stopped before she even gets on the plane, though they haven't found the drugs yet. Pascal, being the con artist he is and having the connections he does, does his best to help himself and the journalist get out of their predicament before too much damage is done. Pascal and Charlotte fall in love somewhere in between. What do you think?? Which sounds more interesting?
Books & Authors - 5 Answers
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1 :
I think it depends on the person, but I think number 2 is more interesting. I don't know, I guess the mafia and drugs and what not seems more....actiony if thats a word for it.
2 :
That's a tough one...it really depends on which writing style you're stronger at. the second one sound more action-y and the first one is a lot calmer and more dramatic i think. i think the second one is more interesting but i think you could go a lot further with the 1st one. i like the names charlotte and pascal though :)
3 :
I think they both are extremely interesting, however, they both seem like could be better if they were over 1500 words. Since that's your limit, I would choose the first one, becuase it could be a lot easier to develop characters, and you don't have to write about as many scenarios and happenings (as I think you would in 2). But I like the second story idea better. Maybe write that for fun...
4 :
well i think that the second one is more interesting. action and romance is a good mixture
5 :
i like the first one best and if you don't have a title why not name it second chances but its up to you .
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Wednesday, April 14, 2010
First steps to moving out. Help
First steps to moving out. Help?
I'm 21, and I'm currently in my first year of Psych. I plan on getting my Master's & more than likely my PhD down the road. I've only got two classes right now; I had to drop the other 3 when I switched from Bio to Psych. I'm not receiving any sort of financial aid -- I'm paying for my education completely by myself. At the end of the school year, I'll be going to Italy to stand in my brother's wedding as his fiancée's bridesmaid. I need quite a lot more money saved up for then. I've never lived on my own, but I am very independent. I don't own a car, but I don't mind taking the bus. My university is in my hometown, but I don't want to live on residence. When I was in Bio, the workload was very intense and I assumed I wouldn't be able to juggle school and a job so I quit my job. Now I'm looking for a new job which shouldn't be too hard to find, but the only flexible, reliable ones seem to be minimum wage ones. I'm looking to get a job at a nursing home that pays $20/h (I DO enjoy the company of elderly people so it's not a problem). Just how flexible can I expect it to be around my school schedule? And is it manageable to live on my own (or with a roommate), paying for school on my own, with a full-time, minimum-wage job? I'm just trying to give you a basic outline of my current lifestyle. What initial steps should I take? Do's and dont's? Pros and cons? Anything will be useful. Thank you!
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I am only a couple years older than you, and have been in the same position. I went to school full time and worked on campus as well as an outside job at a nursery. It was not easy, but I managed to pull it off. I would say look for a job on campus working in a research lab or something. If you work at your school, they are going to be much much more responsive to your school schedule. Don;t look for an apartment, look for a roommate situation that offers reasonable rent with utilities included or shared utilities with a contract. And worst case, you can make good money being a waitress at a diner or restaurant. The hours are usually evenings when you aren't in school. Dos and Donts? Do have at least 2 months rent before you move in, after you've paid for deposit and first months, saved in case of emergency. Do NOT do the credit card thing, that's really bad. Do put money aside in a separate savings account for your trip to Italy. Look into student fares and deals through your schools travel office or international programs. It sound like you are making good decisions and I applaud you being proactive about your financial and educational future. Just don't get in over your head and keep a smile on your face. Cheers!
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I'm 21, and I'm currently in my first year of Psych. I plan on getting my Master's & more than likely my PhD down the road. I've only got two classes right now; I had to drop the other 3 when I switched from Bio to Psych. I'm not receiving any sort of financial aid -- I'm paying for my education completely by myself. At the end of the school year, I'll be going to Italy to stand in my brother's wedding as his fiancée's bridesmaid. I need quite a lot more money saved up for then. I've never lived on my own, but I am very independent. I don't own a car, but I don't mind taking the bus. My university is in my hometown, but I don't want to live on residence. When I was in Bio, the workload was very intense and I assumed I wouldn't be able to juggle school and a job so I quit my job. Now I'm looking for a new job which shouldn't be too hard to find, but the only flexible, reliable ones seem to be minimum wage ones. I'm looking to get a job at a nursing home that pays $20/h (I DO enjoy the company of elderly people so it's not a problem). Just how flexible can I expect it to be around my school schedule? And is it manageable to live on my own (or with a roommate), paying for school on my own, with a full-time, minimum-wage job? I'm just trying to give you a basic outline of my current lifestyle. What initial steps should I take? Do's and dont's? Pros and cons? Anything will be useful. Thank you!
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I am only a couple years older than you, and have been in the same position. I went to school full time and worked on campus as well as an outside job at a nursery. It was not easy, but I managed to pull it off. I would say look for a job on campus working in a research lab or something. If you work at your school, they are going to be much much more responsive to your school schedule. Don;t look for an apartment, look for a roommate situation that offers reasonable rent with utilities included or shared utilities with a contract. And worst case, you can make good money being a waitress at a diner or restaurant. The hours are usually evenings when you aren't in school. Dos and Donts? Do have at least 2 months rent before you move in, after you've paid for deposit and first months, saved in case of emergency. Do NOT do the credit card thing, that's really bad. Do put money aside in a separate savings account for your trip to Italy. Look into student fares and deals through your schools travel office or international programs. It sound like you are making good decisions and I applaud you being proactive about your financial and educational future. Just don't get in over your head and keep a smile on your face. Cheers!
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