Monday, March 28, 2011

I had a relationship with my uncle since i was a boy i keep it a secret to my parents do i have to tell them

I had a relationship with my uncle since i was a boy i keep it a secret to my parents do i have to tell them?
i just want to open my story here i dont want to tell my parents and my sisters about this im 22 yrs. old now and im working as a nurse im a half filipino half italian my mom is a filipina and my dad is italian since i was a kid my parents always travel in the phil. im their 1st and only son im 8 yrs. old that time and most of the time while my parents are busy for their business in the phil. they have a hard time taking care about me so they let my uncle take care and manage the things i need for school etc. my uncle is a married man and has a 7 mons. old baby his very close to my family. while my parents are away i develop separation anxiety for the 1st 3 mons. i always cry but im happy that my uncle and his wife are very loving and caring about me they treated me as their own child my uncle work during night time and his wife works day time so my uncle is the one who really care about me he send me to school and buy the things that i want i still remember that i feel more closer to him than my dad he always hug me and tell jokes about how cute and a good kid i was we even sleep together and sometimes if i did something wrong i tell him the truth and say sorry and hug him that time i develop love to him and attraction i know since i was a kid i always smile and feel close to the person i like one day while my uncle is taking a shower he call me and said pls take my bath towel in my room and give it to me so i did and it was the 1st time i seen him naked i just stand in front of him and look curious and smile at him he look at me in the eye and said u ok? then he grab me and ask me to give him oral i feel nervous but also happy to do it for him that time i did it and we develop secret relationship sometimes i feel bad about it but i just feel it is the only way to make him happy he always said to me dont tell anyone about this if you love your uncle. we had a great relationship for almost 5 yrs. until my parents came back here in U.S. and stay for a long time with me. my uncle and i still love each other until he and his wife moved to italy. i still love my uncle till now and i already went to italy for vacation many times visit them and start dating other men there in italy and also last year i went to phil. with my mom and my younger sisters i try to date guys i meet there and they are cool. my family always ask me about why i dont have a gf and sometimes they suspect im gay but actually its true i just cant open it to them right now im very secretive to my family and act normal to them only to my friends or guys they know about me.my experience in life i dont regret anything im just happy for it and look back the time and laugh about it my self i feel like im a whore for all the things i experience about men LOL. im sure if those things didnt happened to me probably im a straight guy right now. thanx for reading my story.......... xx sam
Singles & Dating - 3 Answers
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Yeah..you shouldnt keep anything from your parents. They'll find out sooner or later..Better sooner then later.
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You do realize that's your uncle, right? That's not natural. It's also not natural how long that paragraph was.
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................... o-o' Ewwww. Incest. That's nasty shit. Fucking RAPE... I mean I know you wanted to do it but WTF IS WRRONNGGG WITH YOU!? D:< Bad Boy! You should fucking know better. NO GIVING ORAL TO YOUR UNCLE. Don't love your uncle, love him as a freaking UNCLE not a BOYFRIEND. He has a wife and a baby! D:< THE FUCCCKKK IS WRONG WITH YOU! Weirdoooo. That's just some nasty shit right there. =/'' Don't develop shit for your uncle. That's nasty. Omg. I'm out. That's sooo grosss.


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Monday, March 14, 2011

I have to make a WWI Memory Box

I have to make a WWI Memory Box?
I have an assignment for my World History class. I have to make a WWI memory box and include 5 items in it from each of these categories: Personal Items, Letters/Poems, Official Documents and War Memorabilia. These 5 items have to tell the story of a deceased person (ie. Officer, Spy, Nurse, Civilian) from one of these countries: Britain, Germany, Russia, France, Italy, Austria, Ottomon/Turkey, Colonials or the United States. I am planning on doing this on an officer from the US. I have some ideas that would work... Death Certificate Letter Home to Wife WWI Dog Tags? What else can I include? I have to make the items btw, I can't just print things off the internet. I have to type and print and make the paper look old and stuff.
History - 1 Answers
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That is so much fun! I wish our history classes were like that. We don't do anything fun at all. We sit, we listen, we learn. (We pass). For personal items, add an engagement ring (any kind of ring can do) and maybe um...gather a bit of soil from your backyard that you can put into an envelope and write, "The French soil we were fighting for". And for your death certificate, type it up on the computer in the "Courier" font or at least something that looks like a typewriter! You should rent the movie A Very Long Engagement - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Very_Long_Engagement - it's really good (starts of gruesome, but honestly, it's not bad). Good luck!


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Monday, March 7, 2011

Why did the mushroom leave the party? (And many more jokes)

Why did the mushroom leave the party? (And many more jokes) ?
There wasn't "mush-room." Much-room. Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was trying to find Pooh. How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? Turn it upside down. Three gay men died. The day after, their husbands were discussing how great they were. "I loved my husband," the first man said. "He always loved to go fishing. When he's cremated, I'm going to spread his ashes in our favorite pond. "I loved my husband too," the second man said. "He liked to go skiing. When he's cremated I'm going to spread his ashes over our favorite slope." "I loved my husband as well," the third man said. "He was such a good lover. When he's cremated, I'm going to spread his ashes in my chili, so then when I eat the chili, he can tear my *** up one more time. One day, during a CCD class, the priest was worried that his students didn't know a lot about Jesus. So he asks the class, "Children, where is Jesus today?" One girl raised her hand and replied, "He's in my heart." One boy raised his hand and said, "He's in Heaven." Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "He's in my bathroom." The priest was quite confused at Little Johnny's answer. "Why do you say that, LIttle Johnny?" "Because every morning my daddy wakes up, bangs on the bathroom door, and yells: JESUS CHRIST ARE YOU STILL IN THERE!" CHILD: Dad, where do I come from? DAD: Okay, I'll tell you, since we had to have this conversation some day! Dad and mom met in a chat room on the net. I set up a meeting with your mom and we landed in the bathroom at the Cyber Café. Then, mom did some downloads from dad’s memorystick and when dad was ready to upload, we discovered that there was no“firewall”. Seeing that it was a bit too late to cancel, I just carried on doing the upload. Nine months later, the damn virus appeared. 2 friends were camping out one night, when all of the sudden one of them jumps up screaming, "A SNAKE JUST BIT ME ON THE TIP OF MY PENIS!!". The other friend said, "Don't worry, I am going to town to find a doctor, I will be right back!". So he goes to town, and finally finds a doctor. "Doctor!! My friend just got bit by a snake!!!" the friend says. "It's ok", the doctor says, "all you have to do is suck the poison out.". The friend says thank you, and runs back to the camp site. The injured friends asks, "WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY? WHAT DID HE SAY?" The other friend replies, "The doctor said you're going to die!" One day, Grumpy and the other six dwarves visited the Pope. Grumpy approached the great man while the other dwarves watched from a few feet away. “Pope,” Grumpy asks, “Are there any midget nuns in Rome?” “No,” the Pope replies, “there are no midget nuns in Rome.” The other six dwarves start giggling excitedly. Grumpy looks towards them angrily. “Are there any midget nuns in Italy?” Grumpy asks. “No,” the Pope says, “there are no midget nuns in Italy.” Again, the six dwarves giggle together. Grumpy begins to get angrier. “Are there any midget nuns in Europe?” “No,” the Pope responds, “there are no midget nuns in Europe.” The other dwarves’ laughter begins to get louder. Grumpy stares at them with frustration. “Pope, are there any midget nuns on Earth?” “No,” the Pope replies, “there are no midget nuns on Earth.” Then the six dwarves burst into laughter and fall on the ground, rolling around. They all chant together, “Grumpy shagged a penguin! Grumpy shagged a penguin!” When you're hospitalized, it pays to be nice to your nurse, even when you're feeling miserable. A bossy businessman learned the hard way after ordering his nurses around as if they were his employees. But the head nurse stood up to him. One morning she entered his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature." After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth. "No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I can't use an oral thermometer." This started another round of complaining, but eventually he rolled over and bared his bottom. After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you stay just like that until I get back!" She left the door to his room open on her way out, and he cursed under his breath as he heard people walking past his door laughing. After almost an hour, the man's doctor came into the room. "What's going on here?" asked the doctor. Angrily, the man answered, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?" "Yes," said the doctor. "But never with a flower.” Harry and Fred were golfing one day. Harry hit the ball so hard that it unfortunately landed in a field of buttercups. Harry stomps into the buttercups, destroying every buttercup he steps on. When he finds his ball, Mother Nature appears. "I am Mother Nature!" she cries to Harry. "Do you know how long it too "I am Mother Nature!" she cries to Harry. "Do you know how long it took me to make these buttercups! You will never have butter on your toast ever again! You will never have butter on your popcorn ever again! In fact, for the rest of your life, you will never eat butter!" Mother Nature vanished with a poof and Harry disapointedly returned to their golf hole, but Fred was missing. "Fred!" Harry calls. "Fred, where are you!" Then Fred's voice replies, "I'm over here searching for my golf ball in this field of pussywillows!"
Jokes & Riddles - 3 Answers
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I thought the mushroom had to leave because he wasn't a fun-gi (fun guy).
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haha, funny, but the last one got cut off. :(
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very good! have a star, but, uh, i think you ran out of room lol



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Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Irregular cycles....& enviornmental factors

Irregular cycles....& enviornmental factors?
Please help. I have been having irregular cycles on and off for 7 years now. My gyno said I was not ovulating & it was no big deal. However, during this time I have lived abroad in Spain and Italy for 6 months at a time each. During both of these stays my cycle was completely regular (like clockwork). Could this be due to the enviornment? I was stress-free, eating mostly organic foods etc... What effect can this lifestyle have on my ovulating? Also, does anyone know if women in these countries are infertile at the same rates as women in the USA??? Please *star* especially if you have a nurse or doctor in your contacts I will be asking this in women's health and the trying to conceive sections Yes, I am over 18 ...thank you.
Women's Health - 2 Answers
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Stress def. causes irregular periods. The foods you eat can cause problems as well. I'm in Europe right now and everything they eat here is fresh not like back home. (US) Everything there has all sorts of additives that can cause differences in the body.
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While stress can affect your period, most "life-styles" don't interrupt your period with exception of high physical stress, such as working out steady and building muscle mass. Dieting can throw your periods off severe wt gain or loss of course. But travel usually doesn't do anything unless your under a lot of stress with the travel. What concerns me is that your doctor doesn't think it's a big deal that your not ovulating. Now you did not state your age so, this answer is providing your 18 yrs or older (when your body should be already regulated) if your younger then it really is no big deal, your body should work itself around. If your 18 or older, you may want to be checked for PCOS its the most common reason why many woman don't ovulate or have irregular periods. However, starting birth control will help regulate you and your doctor SHOULD BE COMPETENT ENOUGH to start running a few blood test to make sure nothing else is going on. If your doctor will not listen too you then maybe it's time for a change of doctors.


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