CAK ~ Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness....?
...-- Ellie Katz So here are a few laughs.... Welcome to Humor Vault's Doctor Jokes Doctor Jokes A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you." Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, Please see DB!
Other - Diseases - 2 Answers
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where's the rest of it?
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Ellie,m surely knowed somethin when she went n said these here words. Laughter is essential to mental health and it appears that we, in the US of A, be a needin a lot moe of it right about now. Good stuff, Mugs!
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Tuesday, September 28, 2010
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Jokes:-DA Spaghetti Code.Smile please
Jokes:-DA Spaghetti Code.Smile please :-)))?
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you." Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the hospital emergency room. The head medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs; two without."
Jokes & Riddles - 6 Answers
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Haha lol I get it! She had 2 boys and 2 girls--right?? Lol, good one!
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hahahaha. yikes
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What a excellent joke ,highly appreciated your tired some efforts.God bless you.
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hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahah loved it!! hhaahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahaaa
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AHAHA! thank you i did smile :) keep em coming! heres a star *
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thats a good one, thnx for a nice laugh
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A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you." Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the hospital emergency room. The head medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs; two without."
Jokes & Riddles - 6 Answers
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Haha lol I get it! She had 2 boys and 2 girls--right?? Lol, good one!
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hahahaha. yikes
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What a excellent joke ,highly appreciated your tired some efforts.God bless you.
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hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahah loved it!! hhaahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahhahahaaa
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AHAHA! thank you i did smile :) keep em coming! heres a star *
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thats a good one, thnx for a nice laugh
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Tuesday, September 7, 2010
I don't get this joke
I don't get this joke?
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. ''But how will I let you know the baby is born?'' she asked. He replied, ''Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back. I'll take care of expenses.'' Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained, ''Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means.'' The doctor said, ''Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you.'' Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read, ''Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, two without.'''
Jokes & Riddles - 18 Answers
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4 babies 2 boys 2 girls
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The nurse had quadruplets. Two are boys, two are girls. Not very funny, but what can you do?
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it means she had four kids. two boys two girls.
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the nurse had 2 boys and 2 girls
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The nurse had 4 kids. 2 of them are male, 2 are female.
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the nurse had 4 babies two boys and two girl get it?
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The lady had 4 children, 2boys, 2girls. Its funny thinking of about what the doctor's wife must have thought. "why would my husband have a heart attack over a postcard that described spaghetti?"
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LOl Classic
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that is so easy to understand
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spheghetti=1 kid sausage meatballs=id rather not say two without=id still rather not say so 2 dudes and 2 chicks
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If you read it three or four times it's kinda self explanatory.2-boys and 2-girls.
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He said send a card saying spaghetti when the baby was born, she wrote it 4 times, that means 4 babies. Sausage and meatballs, that means it's a boy. So she had quadruplets, 2 boys and 2 girls. He had a heart attack because he had said he would pay the expenses, and four babies would be very expensive. Not to mention he was married and now had four kids with someone else, and his wife might find out.
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2 boys and 2 girls lol
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i know everyone already answered it but its extra points for me :P....4 kids-2 boys and 2 grls.
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haha funny joke
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nurse had 2 boys and 2 girls
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quadruplets 2 boys and 2 girls
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by the time you read till here, u'd already know the answer, so yeah. btw, i think it's really funny lol.
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A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. ''But how will I let you know the baby is born?'' she asked. He replied, ''Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back. I'll take care of expenses.'' Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained, ''Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means.'' The doctor said, ''Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you.'' Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read, ''Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, two without.'''
Jokes & Riddles - 18 Answers
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4 babies 2 boys 2 girls
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The nurse had quadruplets. Two are boys, two are girls. Not very funny, but what can you do?
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it means she had four kids. two boys two girls.
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the nurse had 2 boys and 2 girls
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The nurse had 4 kids. 2 of them are male, 2 are female.
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the nurse had 4 babies two boys and two girl get it?
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The lady had 4 children, 2boys, 2girls. Its funny thinking of about what the doctor's wife must have thought. "why would my husband have a heart attack over a postcard that described spaghetti?"
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LOl Classic
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that is so easy to understand
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spheghetti=1 kid sausage meatballs=id rather not say two without=id still rather not say so 2 dudes and 2 chicks
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If you read it three or four times it's kinda self explanatory.2-boys and 2-girls.
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He said send a card saying spaghetti when the baby was born, she wrote it 4 times, that means 4 babies. Sausage and meatballs, that means it's a boy. So she had quadruplets, 2 boys and 2 girls. He had a heart attack because he had said he would pay the expenses, and four babies would be very expensive. Not to mention he was married and now had four kids with someone else, and his wife might find out.
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2 boys and 2 girls lol
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i know everyone already answered it but its extra points for me :P....4 kids-2 boys and 2 grls.
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haha funny joke
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nurse had 2 boys and 2 girls
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quadruplets 2 boys and 2 girls
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by the time you read till here, u'd already know the answer, so yeah. btw, i think it's really funny lol.
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Wednesday, September 1, 2010
funny jokes come check it out
funny jokes come check it out!!!?
a guy walks into a gun place and asks them for their best gun so the guy gives him the best gun then he says can i see the bullets that go with this so he gives him the bullets then the guy loads the gun and holds it to the other guys head and says "oh yeah by the way this is a robbery :D" A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you." Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read, "'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, two without.'" A young couple were on their way to Vegas to get married. Before getting there, the girl said to the guy that she had a confession to make. The reason that they have not been too intimate is because she is very flat chested. "If you want to cancel the wedding, then I'll understand," she said. The guy remarked, "I don't mind that you're flat, and sex is not the most important thing in a marriage anyway." Several miles down the road, the guy turned to the girl and said that he also had a confession to make. The reason that they have not been too intimate is because he is just like a baby below the waist. The girl remarked, "I don't mind that like a baby below the waist, and sex is not the most important thing in a marriage anyway." And so, the happy couple went on to Vegas and got married. On their wedding night, the girl took off her clothes. True to her word, she is as flat as a washboard. Then, the guy took off his clothes. After one glance at his naked body, the girl fainted and fell to the floor. When she regained consciousness, the guy said, "I told you before we got married, so why were you so surprised?" "You told me it was just like a baby." The guy replied, "It is! 8 pounds and 21 inches long!" A young female teacher was giving her class of six year olds a quiz "behind my back I've got something red, round and you can eat it. what is it?" she asked. "an apple" replied little Raymond "no," said the teacher " it's a tomato but it shows your thinking." "I've now got something round, a greenish colored you can eat it." "An apple," replied little Ian "No it's an onion, but it shows your thinking." Little scruffy Johnny at the back of the class says "I've got something under my desk that's an inch long, white and it has a red end." "Dirty little boy," said the teacher "No it's a match, but it shows you were thinking," he answered. sorry about the paragraphs =[
Jokes & Riddles - 11 Answers
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WOW!!! How funny.. i didnt even read it .. Tooo long!!!
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Lolz Funny Lmao Rolf Teehee...x
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LoL!!! the last one was kinda funny,haha
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lulz
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Sometimes, the simplest jokes are the funniest!! THX
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haha.. most of was funny... except the first one.. kinda lame.. heard it tons of time.. sorry..
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haha
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Lol. Your paragraphs were annoying btw I couldnt tell which was each joke.
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Lol sll of thrn were great and the paragraph were ok
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Great one! only the last one didn't tickle me as i heard that before
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a guy walks into a gun place and asks them for their best gun so the guy gives him the best gun then he says can i see the bullets that go with this so he gives him the bullets then the guy loads the gun and holds it to the other guys head and says "oh yeah by the way this is a robbery :D" A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you." Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read, "'Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, two without.'" A young couple were on their way to Vegas to get married. Before getting there, the girl said to the guy that she had a confession to make. The reason that they have not been too intimate is because she is very flat chested. "If you want to cancel the wedding, then I'll understand," she said. The guy remarked, "I don't mind that you're flat, and sex is not the most important thing in a marriage anyway." Several miles down the road, the guy turned to the girl and said that he also had a confession to make. The reason that they have not been too intimate is because he is just like a baby below the waist. The girl remarked, "I don't mind that like a baby below the waist, and sex is not the most important thing in a marriage anyway." And so, the happy couple went on to Vegas and got married. On their wedding night, the girl took off her clothes. True to her word, she is as flat as a washboard. Then, the guy took off his clothes. After one glance at his naked body, the girl fainted and fell to the floor. When she regained consciousness, the guy said, "I told you before we got married, so why were you so surprised?" "You told me it was just like a baby." The guy replied, "It is! 8 pounds and 21 inches long!" A young female teacher was giving her class of six year olds a quiz "behind my back I've got something red, round and you can eat it. what is it?" she asked. "an apple" replied little Raymond "no," said the teacher " it's a tomato but it shows your thinking." "I've now got something round, a greenish colored you can eat it." "An apple," replied little Ian "No it's an onion, but it shows your thinking." Little scruffy Johnny at the back of the class says "I've got something under my desk that's an inch long, white and it has a red end." "Dirty little boy," said the teacher "No it's a match, but it shows you were thinking," he answered. sorry about the paragraphs =[
Jokes & Riddles - 11 Answers
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WOW!!! How funny.. i didnt even read it .. Tooo long!!!
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Lolz Funny Lmao Rolf Teehee...x
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LoL!!! the last one was kinda funny,haha
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lulz
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Sometimes, the simplest jokes are the funniest!! THX
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haha.. most of was funny... except the first one.. kinda lame.. heard it tons of time.. sorry..
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haha
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Lol. Your paragraphs were annoying btw I couldnt tell which was each joke.
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Lol sll of thrn were great and the paragraph were ok
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Great one! only the last one didn't tickle me as i heard that before
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