are these funny?
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you." Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the hospital emergency room. The head medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac A Blond enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.' The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blond seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs. The blond promptly replies, 'fifteen inches.' 'Fifteen inches???' asked the salesman. 'That sounds very small, what room are they for?' The blond tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor. The surprised salesman replies, 'But Miss, computers do not need curtains!' The blond says, 'Hellllooooooooo. I've got Windoooooows!' A blonde reports for her university final exam, which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet: true for heads and false for tails. Within 30 minutes she's all done, while the rest of the class is still working furiously. During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is happening. 'I finished the exam in a half hour,' she replies, 'and as I have more time left, I'm rechecking my answers.'
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the punchline is????
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is there more to this?
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is, that it? it looks unfinished.
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Ummmmm
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come back when its complete -.-
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is it finished? I like the blonde ones
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I heard this joke If I remember correctly I think it said something like spaghetti with meatballs and a sausage meaning triplets 2 girls and a boy.
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heres the rest!! Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, then fell to the floor with a heart attack. The medic asked what had triggered the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read, "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, and two without."
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I don't care!
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lmao...star. Those are funny.
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hahahaha!! very funny starred
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Lol!
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LOL… Thanks for the laugh.! Your star...!! ☆ ★ ☆ ★ ☆ O_=
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Monday, May 28, 2012
Monday, May 14, 2012
Do you like Italian food? hehe
Do you like Italian food? hehe?
An Order of Spaghetti A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. ''But how will I let you know the baby is born?'' she asked. He replied, ''Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back. I'll take care of expenses.'' Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained, ''Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means.'' The doctor said, ''Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you.'' Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read, ''Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, two without.'''
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ha ha thats funny 2? did u make this up or is it coppied.. its good
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italian food along with greek food!! lol @
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yay quadraplets congrats :)
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i like that one, very funny
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lol, great, quadruplets, got any mroe lyk that?? send them to me at yunieandlenne @yahoo .co.uk
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That would have given any men a heart attack!
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An Order of Spaghetti A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. ''But how will I let you know the baby is born?'' she asked. He replied, ''Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back. I'll take care of expenses.'' Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained, ''Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means.'' The doctor said, ''Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you.'' Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read, ''Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, two without.'''
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ha ha thats funny 2? did u make this up or is it coppied.. its good
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italian food along with greek food!! lol @
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yay quadraplets congrats :)
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i like that one, very funny
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lol, great, quadruplets, got any mroe lyk that?? send them to me at yunieandlenne @yahoo .co.uk
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That would have given any men a heart attack!
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Monday, May 7, 2012
A joke .. for Ya
A joke .. for Ya?
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you." Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor, and had a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read, "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti -- two with sausage and meatballs, two without." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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HAHA
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LOL ? is?
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i didnt read it it was too long im lazy
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lol... so bad
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Great!!!! That is so funny!!!
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cute one
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lol,funny''
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that was super cute. thanks
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Quentuplet?? wo
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hahahaha that was good one lol
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YOUR FIRED!!!
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tee hee
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Luv it - thanks, lol
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Thats funny. Thanks for the laugh.
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If you think about that, it's not funny.
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lol great one^
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lol funny
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haha,he make 4 children
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That's a great joke.... LMAO 8-)
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LOL that was hilarious i will pass it on. thanks and keep it up ^_^
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lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 funny
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OMG LOVE IT lOVE IT GOT TO GIVE U A 10
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A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you." Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor, and had a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read, "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti -- two with sausage and meatballs, two without." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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HAHA
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LOL ? is?
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i didnt read it it was too long im lazy
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lol... so bad
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Great!!!! That is so funny!!!
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cute one
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lol,funny''
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that was super cute. thanks
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Quentuplet?? wo
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hahahaha that was good one lol
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YOUR FIRED!!!
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tee hee
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Luv it - thanks, lol
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Thats funny. Thanks for the laugh.
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If you think about that, it's not funny.
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lol great one^
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lol funny
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haha,he make 4 children
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That's a great joke.... LMAO 8-)
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LOL that was hilarious i will pass it on. thanks and keep it up ^_^
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lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111haha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11 funny
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OMG LOVE IT lOVE IT GOT TO GIVE U A 10
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Tuesday, May 1, 2012
Have you heard the one about the doctor who had an affair
Have you heard the one about the doctor who had an affair?
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you." Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the hospital emergency room. The head medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs; two without."
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HAHAAHAAAAA awesome dude. you made my day!!!!!1
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lmao poor guy....!!!!! ♥
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i liked taht one that was very funny
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Haha, good one.
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OMG!!! that was so funny i loved it......
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that is honestly one of my favorite jokes! kudos!!! and star!
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lol that's a good one
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heard it b4 but still funny
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Funny!
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no
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that funny!!!
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A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you." Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the hospital emergency room. The head medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs; two without."
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HAHAAHAAAAA awesome dude. you made my day!!!!!1
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lmao poor guy....!!!!! ♥
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i liked taht one that was very funny
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Haha, good one.
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OMG!!! that was so funny i loved it......
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that is honestly one of my favorite jokes! kudos!!! and star!
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lol that's a good one
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heard it b4 but still funny
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Funny!
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no
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that funny!!!
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