Doctor Jokes of the week?
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you." Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the hospital emergency room. The head medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs; two without."
Jokes & Riddles - 13 Answers
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I really like this. =)
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hah lol
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This is hilarious!!!!
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LOL, hilarious.Star.
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ROTFL!!!!!!! love this 1
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nice joke...
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lol good one
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha you are great buddy....such a hilarious joke...i really really enjoyed it....thanks for making my day.... AGAIN A STAR FROM MY SIDE... *
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old, predictable, boring.
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Gr8 one dude
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Good one hahaha
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tahahaha thats so hilarious!!~~star 4 you~~
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lol...good on
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Saturday, August 28, 2010
Saturday, August 14, 2010
Be going home soon ,,,Doctor Doctor joke
Be going home soon ,,,Doctor Doctor joke??
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. ''But how will I let you know the baby is born?'' she asked. He replied, ''Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back. I'll take care of expenses.'' Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained, ''Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means.'' The doctor said, ''Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you.'' Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read, ''Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, two without.
Jokes & Riddles - 18 Answers
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ROFL nice xD
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LOL!
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haha lol this is funny
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Ha Ha, Thanks for sharing.
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haha thats good but it took me a second to realize that the 4 spaghettis meant 4 kids.
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LOVE IT
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LOL.............................I don't get tit?........................OH!!!!!! LOL i get it now!!
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lol quadruplets! hahaha
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Lol kinda funny
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LMAO
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haha! 2 boys and 2 girls! took me a second to figure it out
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haha lol you are hilarious :)
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ha ha ha ha ha.
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I don't get it....Does the doctor moonlight as a caterer?
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OMG! That is TOO funny!
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hahahaha sucker
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Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti means 4 kids Two with sausage and meatballs, two without means 2 boys and 2 girls right
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~Smiling~
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A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. ''But how will I let you know the baby is born?'' she asked. He replied, ''Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back. I'll take care of expenses.'' Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained, ''Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means.'' The doctor said, ''Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you.'' Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read, ''Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, two without.
Jokes & Riddles - 18 Answers
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ROFL nice xD
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LOL!
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haha lol this is funny
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Ha Ha, Thanks for sharing.
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haha thats good but it took me a second to realize that the 4 spaghettis meant 4 kids.
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LOVE IT
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LOL.............................I don't get tit?........................OH!!!!!! LOL i get it now!!
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lol quadruplets! hahaha
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Lol kinda funny
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LMAO
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haha! 2 boys and 2 girls! took me a second to figure it out
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haha lol you are hilarious :)
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ha ha ha ha ha.
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I don't get it....Does the doctor moonlight as a caterer?
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OMG! That is TOO funny!
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hahahaha sucker
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Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti means 4 kids Two with sausage and meatballs, two without means 2 boys and 2 girls right
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~Smiling~
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Saturday, August 7, 2010
are these funny
are these funny?
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you." Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the hospital emergency room. The head medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac A Blond enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.' The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blond seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs. The blond promptly replies, 'fifteen inches.' 'Fifteen inches???' asked the salesman. 'That sounds very small, what room are they for?' The blond tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor. The surprised salesman replies, 'But Miss, computers do not need curtains!' The blond says, 'Hellllooooooooo. I've got Windoooooows!' A blonde reports for her university final exam, which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet: true for heads and false for tails. Within 30 minutes she's all done, while the rest of the class is still working furiously. During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is happening. 'I finished the exam in a half hour,' she replies, 'and as I have more time left, I'm rechecking my answers.'
Jokes & Riddles - 13 Answers
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the punchline is????
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is there more to this?
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is, that it? it looks unfinished.
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Ummmmm
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come back when its complete -.-
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is it finished? I like the blonde ones
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I heard this joke If I remember correctly I think it said something like spaghetti with meatballs and a sausage meaning triplets 2 girls and a boy.
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heres the rest!! Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, then fell to the floor with a heart attack. The medic asked what had triggered the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read, "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, and two without."
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I don't care!
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lmao...star. Those are funny.
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hahahaha!! very funny starred
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Lol!
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LOL… Thanks for the laugh.! Your star...!! ☆ ★ ☆ ★ ☆ O_=
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A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you." Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the hospital emergency room. The head medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac A Blond enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.' The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blond seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs. The blond promptly replies, 'fifteen inches.' 'Fifteen inches???' asked the salesman. 'That sounds very small, what room are they for?' The blond tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for her computer monitor. The surprised salesman replies, 'But Miss, computers do not need curtains!' The blond says, 'Hellllooooooooo. I've got Windoooooows!' A blonde reports for her university final exam, which consists of mainly true and false questions. She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes her purse out, removes a coin and starts tossing the coin and marking the answer sheet: true for heads and false for tails. Within 30 minutes she's all done, while the rest of the class is still working furiously. During the last few minutes, she is seen desperately throwing the coin, swearing and sweating. The moderator, alarmed, approaches her and asks what is happening. 'I finished the exam in a half hour,' she replies, 'and as I have more time left, I'm rechecking my answers.'
Jokes & Riddles - 13 Answers
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the punchline is????
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is there more to this?
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is, that it? it looks unfinished.
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Ummmmm
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come back when its complete -.-
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is it finished? I like the blonde ones
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I heard this joke If I remember correctly I think it said something like spaghetti with meatballs and a sausage meaning triplets 2 girls and a boy.
8 :
heres the rest!! Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, then fell to the floor with a heart attack. The medic asked what had triggered the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read, "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, and two without."
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I don't care!
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lmao...star. Those are funny.
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hahahaha!! very funny starred
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Lol!
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LOL… Thanks for the laugh.! Your star...!! ☆ ★ ☆ ★ ☆ O_=
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Sunday, August 1, 2010
Why did Japanese soldiers fight in Europe during WWI
Why did Japanese soldiers fight in Europe during WWI?
Ok, I'm gearing up for my annual Memorial Day tribute slide show and I'm looking through WWI photos online. A couple of the photos I come across are labeled "Ward at the Japanese Hospital in Paris" and "Convalescent patients at the Japanese Hospital, in Paris." Now before this I'd already known that Japan had been one of the Allied (Entente) Powers in the First World War, but I'd always been under the impression that they had been strictly fighting in the Pacific. So naturally I had to look things up and I learned that indeed they entered the war in 1914 both at the request from the British Empire to fight German raiders in the Pacific and as a way to claim German colonial territory in the Pacific. Fine, that's all well and good, but it doesn't seem to answer the question of what their soldiers were doing in Europe. Further look does reveal the British Empire did request Japanese Naval assistance in the Med, which lead to the arrival of a Japanese squadron arriving in april 1917. Considering the Mediterranean borders Europe, North Africa, and parts of the Middle East I can understand a hospital for Japanese sailors that might be wounded. But why Paris, why not in Malta or Italy? The pictures appear to clearly Japanese nurses (http://www.firstworldwar.com/photos/graphics/gws_japanesehosppar_02.jpg and http://www.firstworldwar.com/photos/graphics/gws_japanesehosppar_01.jpg) though the patients look like their of European descent. But it doesn't make sense they would have simply set up a hospital to tend to Allied soldiers from European nations unless they were also expecting to tend to their own troops as well. And Paris seems a bit far to send wounded sailors fighting in the Med when Malta (then a part of the British Empire) and Italy (which joined the Allies in 1915) were closer Allied territory. It suggests to me Japanese soldiers fighting in Europe, but why?
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they had a limited role in that war they first demanded the surrender of german fleet at tsing tau then captured it they also used merchant ships to set up a naval blockade or part of that blockade in the mediterranean sea and provided medical help all a part of the treaty between Japan and England France was the safest place for the wounded at the time
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They didn't actually fight in the west, but Japan sending medical teams to Europe would allow the British and French to free up more manpower for the front line. Japan did the same thing in Korea and Vietnam despite not having any infantry on the ground.
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Ok, I'm gearing up for my annual Memorial Day tribute slide show and I'm looking through WWI photos online. A couple of the photos I come across are labeled "Ward at the Japanese Hospital in Paris" and "Convalescent patients at the Japanese Hospital, in Paris." Now before this I'd already known that Japan had been one of the Allied (Entente) Powers in the First World War, but I'd always been under the impression that they had been strictly fighting in the Pacific. So naturally I had to look things up and I learned that indeed they entered the war in 1914 both at the request from the British Empire to fight German raiders in the Pacific and as a way to claim German colonial territory in the Pacific. Fine, that's all well and good, but it doesn't seem to answer the question of what their soldiers were doing in Europe. Further look does reveal the British Empire did request Japanese Naval assistance in the Med, which lead to the arrival of a Japanese squadron arriving in april 1917. Considering the Mediterranean borders Europe, North Africa, and parts of the Middle East I can understand a hospital for Japanese sailors that might be wounded. But why Paris, why not in Malta or Italy? The pictures appear to clearly Japanese nurses (http://www.firstworldwar.com/photos/graphics/gws_japanesehosppar_02.jpg and http://www.firstworldwar.com/photos/graphics/gws_japanesehosppar_01.jpg) though the patients look like their of European descent. But it doesn't make sense they would have simply set up a hospital to tend to Allied soldiers from European nations unless they were also expecting to tend to their own troops as well. And Paris seems a bit far to send wounded sailors fighting in the Med when Malta (then a part of the British Empire) and Italy (which joined the Allies in 1915) were closer Allied territory. It suggests to me Japanese soldiers fighting in Europe, but why?
History - 2 Answers
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they had a limited role in that war they first demanded the surrender of german fleet at tsing tau then captured it they also used merchant ships to set up a naval blockade or part of that blockade in the mediterranean sea and provided medical help all a part of the treaty between Japan and England France was the safest place for the wounded at the time
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They didn't actually fight in the west, but Japan sending medical teams to Europe would allow the British and French to free up more manpower for the front line. Japan did the same thing in Korea and Vietnam despite not having any infantry on the ground.
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