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A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. ''But how will I let you know the baby is born?'' she asked. He replied, ''Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back. I'll take care of expenses.'' Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and explained, ''Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means.'' The doctor said, ''Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you.'' Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read, ''Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs, two without.'''
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1 :
4 babies 2 boys 2 girls
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The nurse had quadruplets. Two are boys, two are girls. Not very funny, but what can you do?
3 :
it means she had four kids. two boys two girls.
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the nurse had 2 boys and 2 girls
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The nurse had 4 kids. 2 of them are male, 2 are female.
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the nurse had 4 babies two boys and two girl get it?
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The lady had 4 children, 2boys, 2girls. Its funny thinking of about what the doctor's wife must have thought. "why would my husband have a heart attack over a postcard that described spaghetti?"
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LOl Classic
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that is so easy to understand
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spheghetti=1 kid sausage meatballs=id rather not say two without=id still rather not say so 2 dudes and 2 chicks
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If you read it three or four times it's kinda self explanatory.2-boys and 2-girls.
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He said send a card saying spaghetti when the baby was born, she wrote it 4 times, that means 4 babies. Sausage and meatballs, that means it's a boy. So she had quadruplets, 2 boys and 2 girls. He had a heart attack because he had said he would pay the expenses, and four babies would be very expensive. Not to mention he was married and now had four kids with someone else, and his wife might find out.
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2 boys and 2 girls lol
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i know everyone already answered it but its extra points for me :P....4 kids-2 boys and 2 grls.
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haha funny joke
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nurse had 2 boys and 2 girls
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quadruplets 2 boys and 2 girls
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by the time you read till here, u'd already know the answer, so yeah. btw, i think it's really funny lol.
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