Thursday, October 28, 2010

Do u like this joke

Do u like this joke? ?
Doctor's Affair A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you." Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the hospital emergency room. The head medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs; two without."
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lololololololololololololol
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I giggled a bit, it's clever.
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Haha. that was soo funny
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lol thats hilarious good joke lol where did you get that but i would fall to.lololololol
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haha!...........no not really.
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It doesn't really make sence but it's ok hahah :)
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good
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Lol, nice one
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its not awesome its kinda gay
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Very funny !!!!! I liked it very much!!!
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hahahhaha!!! yes thats funny
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I don't really get it,but I'm sure if I understood,I'd like it
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not funny
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Hmmm..... sorry i didn't lol
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tee hee i like it
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Did you write this? It's great !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and I write comedy.
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that was a good one lol
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lol
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cute joke lol
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lol
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that took me a minute to get. that was an okay joke. =\
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lol i laughed it's awesome
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lol


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Thursday, October 14, 2010

An Order of Spaghetti

An Order of Spaghetti?
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she toldhim she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse asum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied,"Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at theoffice and explained, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you. "Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard, fell to thefloor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card andread, "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage andmeatballs, two without."'
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lol
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Thats funny. It took me a while to get the sausage ad meatballs part, but that was really funny.
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LMAO! What a way to describe your new kids! Spaghetti!
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ROTLF!!!!!!
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That was a laugh and a half ! You earned another star (*) !
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hahahahahaha thast cute as heck
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lol heard this before like a week ago, lol still funny!
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L-O-L
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lol aww that's so cute!
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OMG!! poor dude... i wonder what the wife would say if she found out what that meant?!?!?
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what noodlin' gets you.
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That must have sooo sucked lol.
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Funny as always, my little green friend! Well, I suppose he won't be giving any more "hot beef injections" to the nurse. She really took him seriously, & he was just poking fun!
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The doctor who fainted had more than what he could chew in his mouth but he did not evaluate the plethora of evidence sent to him before he chickened out . This attitude will teach people like this particular doctor a lesson they will never forget. Stick to your wife to avoid this kind of embarrasment.Spaghetti or no spaghetti.that was a bitter lesson for the doctor.


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Thursday, October 7, 2010

CAK ~ Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness

CAK ~ Warning: Humor may be hazardous to your illness....?
...-- Ellie Katz So here are a few laughs.... Welcome to Humor Vault's Doctor Jokes Doctor Jokes A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you." Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, Please see DB!
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I don't get it?
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Just give us the punchline.
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Ellie,m surely knowed somethin when she went n said these here words. Laughter is essential to mental health and it appears that we, in the US of A, be a needin a lot moe of it right about now. Good stuff, Mugs!


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