Have you heard the one about the doctor who had an affair?
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born?" she asked. He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write "spaghetti" on the back. I'll take care of expenses." Not knowing what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy. Six months went by, and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office and said, "Dear, you received a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe, and I don't understand what it means." The doctor said, "Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you." Later that evening the doctor came home, read the postcard, and fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed him to the hospital emergency room. The head medic stayed back to comfort the wife. He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest. So the wife picked up the card and read: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and meatballs; two without."
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1 :
HAHAAHAAAAA awesome dude. you made my day!!!!!1
2 :
lmao poor guy....!!!!! รข™¥
3 :
i liked taht one that was very funny
4 :
Haha, good one.
5 :
OMG!!! that was so funny i loved it......
6 :
that is honestly one of my favorite jokes! kudos!!! and star!
7 :
lol that's a good one
8 :
heard it b4 but still funny
9 :
Funny!
10 :
no
11 :
that funny!!!
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